Every cat person, it seems, has a name for the state of being during which you ask others to bring things to you because you cannot possibly move the cat from your lap.

My cousin, for instance, calls it PCP (Pussy Cat Privileges). Cat Daddy and I call it TUC (Trapped Under Cat). However we may name it, it’s the ultimate in feline worship and we cat freaks regard it as bad form both to dislodge the cat and to complain about having to bring things to the person who is TUC.

Cat Daddy is TUC.

When it happens to me, if Cat Daddy is in another room, I text him requesting drink/food/whatever and sign my message “TUC”. My TUC requests tend to be quite straightforward and reasonable: a cup of tea, a refill of my water bottle, that kind of thing. Cat Daddy, however, is more, erm, elaborate, and he has been known to say, “Could you make me a cocktail, please? Two parts rye bourbon to one part Cointreau, with some crushed ice, served in a cocktail coupe?” (I’m not joking. He asked for this just the other day.)

What name do you give to TUC? And what has been your most outlandish request when TUC, or your most extreme action to avoid disturbing a sleeping cat?

Not sure I’d go quite this far. (Picture from Reddit.com.)
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44 responses to “20.000 lieues sous le chat”

  1. KDKH avatar

    We generally say one is “pinned down.” And we usually limit our requests to someone in or passing through the room where one is pinned down.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh my. We are far less considerate here. We would happily disturb the other person who is busy doing something and/or nowhere near the TUC room, rather than disturb the cat!

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  2. Lou Carreras avatar

    One of yesterday’s word prompts was paresthesia -as in legs falling asleep while a heavy cat lays on them. Wish I’d thought of that one.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I don’t have a heavy cat, but I’ve had actual injuries through being TUC. Seriously. I damaged my knee once and had to have physio!

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  3. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    In French, time is not money.
    Therefore, in my family, we have no name for TUC. We are accustomed to simply saying something like “je ne voudrais pas déranger, mais le chat m’empêche de bouger, pourrais-tu…” [ I’m not joking either ] 😺

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Hahaha, we are nowhere near that polite! 🤣🤣🤣

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  4. Bipolar's gf avatar

    I call it cat on lap syndrome. It’s a serious affliction.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Or COLS for short?

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  5. Donnla Nic Gearailt avatar

    I call this “being incapusitated”

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  6. Emma avatar

    I’ve always read it as cat paralysis. 🤔

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      This is a brilliantly descriptive term!

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      1. Journeyman avatar

        That’s what we have always said for it

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  7. Stella avatar
    Stella

    We call it “I’m catted”.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      That’s brilliant!

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  8. Cleo avatar

    What a wonderful post to discover! We simply say, “I have a cat on my lap-“, so mom or dad has to get up to fetch whatever the lap person asks for.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Haha, thank you! It’s so funny to discover that others also ask people to fetch things. I will show all these replies to Cat Daddy so that he knows it’s not just me!

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  9. alicephilippa avatar
    alicephilippa

    I and my friends call it cat-paralysis. At home I can’t request help as it’s just me and the cats.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It’s a shame they can’t fetch things for us!

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      1. alicephilippa avatar
        alicephilippa

        If they could, I’m sure Baggyarse would drop it on me, especially if it is something very hot.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          A black cat, being difficult? Surely not? 🐈‍⬛

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  10. Bipolar's gf avatar

    They wouldn’t bring you what you wanted even if they could!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      True! Catorze would say “Get it yourself, salope.”

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      1. Bipolar's gf avatar

        Or would get it and leave it just out of reach. Or eat it themselves. 😂

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          They absolutely would! 😩😩😩

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  11. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    I like both your post and the replies I can read. Therefore, thanks to all of you.
    😺

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      The replies are pure gold, aren’t they? 😊

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      1. mmechapeau avatar
        mmechapeau

        They are.

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  12. Dr. CaSo avatar

    WIth only myself and one cat, cat-paralysis is sometimes difficult to sustain for very long periods of time, but I do my best. I am wondering how a partner could be helpful when I really need the bathroom though, which is something that often happened with Calinette, who would often cuddle on my lap after my breakfast and 2 cups of tea… Fortunately, or rather, sadly, Miss Penny has never done this, as she only sleeps in her little bed. I miss the special feeling of being the perfect person at the perfect time for a cat to sleep on 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I love having a lap cat, although I am very much the second choice lap. Le Roi dismounts from my lap to get onto Cat Daddy’s. 😐

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  13. Kate Crimmins avatar

    Depends on the cat. I wouldn’t think of budging Gracie because it’s an honor to have her lay on your legs. Sasha is a short term squatter. I think it gets too hot for her so I know I can wait her out. Gus will stay there until I die or dislodge him. Ack! I won’t sit down (which is when every cat comes a running) without a glass of water and whatever else I might need. My biggest problem is that no one can go to the bathroom for me!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Haha, it’s funny how your three are all so different in their styles of T-ing you UC.

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  14. Mary McNeil avatar
    Mary McNeil

    Is a “cocktail coupe” anything like a “chicken coupe”?
    Since I live alone (with the cats) if I am TUC I have to lift them aside. This is often not welcome, so I try to only do it for major things like bathroom breaks. Food and drink are usuallly provided to begin with.

    The kitty I mentioned previously (Alexander the Gray ) got through his dental and everything went well. But there us a vet wrap bandage on his leg from where they drew blood and gave fluids. Unless he worries it loose I have no chance of getting it off by myself, so he may have to go back to have his bandage removed. (His reputation preceded him at the vet’s : They sedated him BEFORE they could draw blood…)

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh my, Catorze was the same: had to be sedated before taking a blood sample! Alexander sounds like a monster but I bet he was a delightful one.

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  15. Feline Opines avatar

    Our Human refers to this state as PBF (paralysis by feline). Unfortunately, since there are no other humans in the house, she is left to suffer in silence. And suffer she does, often forgoing meals, hydration and bathroom breaks.
    Purrs & Head Bonks,
    Alberto

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I love the name PBF!

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      1. Feline Opines avatar

        The pain is real!

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