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Unwind? In this house? You must be joking.

This was the sight, and sound, that greeted me after work not long ago:

I don’t know whether Louis Catorze escaped out at the Front or whether he was kicked out because Cat Daddy had had enough. Not that it really matters because, either way, yes, he really was managing to drown out the sound of the passing plane with this cacophonous racket. And these screams weren’t even the worst ones. The ones that he did when he initially spotted me, and whilst I was taking my phone out of my pocket, were BEYOND horrific. 

Luckily none of my neighbours were around to witness this. That said, they already know what Catorze is like. 

We are days away from a full moon Beltane. We can’t cope with more madness. Please, spare us.

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