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Sa Majesté Louis Catorze, Le Roi Soleil, supreme ruler of Le Château, sworn enemy of canine foe and scourge of Ocado delivery drivers.

Crier contre le monde

How do you unwind after a demanding day?

Unwind? In this house? You must be joking.

This was the sight, and sound, that greeted me after work not long ago:

Cat Daddy could hear this from inside. Did he come to my aid? He did not.

I don’t know whether Louis Catorze escaped out at the Front or whether he was kicked out because Cat Daddy had had enough. Not that it really matters because, either way, yes, he really was managing to drown out the sound of the passing plane with this cacophonous racket. And these screams weren’t even the worst ones. The ones that he did when he initially spotted me, and whilst I was taking my phone out of my pocket, were BEYOND horrific. 

Luckily none of my neighbours were around to witness this. That said, they already know what Catorze is like. 

We are days away from a full moon Beltane. We can’t cope with more madness. Please, spare us.

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  1. Kate Crimmins avatar
    Kate Crimmins

    He needs a doorman!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      We’d never keep one! The poor guy would quit after a day!

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  2. Charles Huss avatar
    Charles Huss

    Shortly before I read your post, Floki was standing outside the catio door crying the same way for me to let him in. Then, when he came in, he made sure he gave me a good talking to.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Of course he did! 🤣🤣🤣

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  3. sevencatsandcounting avatar
    sevencatsandcounting

    Oh, I love your doormat! Very on brand for the chateau.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      The doormat was a gift from one of Catorze’s favourite pilgrims. The eyes glow in the dark. 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. sevencatsandcounting avatar
        sevencatsandcounting

        Of course they do!

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  4. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Louis has important news to tell you. In this case, I’m used to answering the cat; « What are you telling me? I can’t believe you…. ». No one understands the other, but it helps me to go through that kind of awkward conversation. Have a nice trip to the North.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      We are planning TWO trips to the north next month, although I don’t remember mentioning them on Le Blog! Are you psychic?

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  5. cat9984 avatar
    cat9984

    He is protecting hearth and home. (You have a beautiful walk.)

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Thank you! Protecting from what? Demons? Erm … 🫤

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