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Obviously the black cat emoji 🐈‍⬛ is one of my favourites. And, yes, I am still absolutely enraged that they only introduced it in 2020, whilst the ginger cat, and the weird yellow cat face that looks more like a gerbil, were in existence for years prior to that. 

However, I actually only use the black cat emoji very rarely. This is partly because I’m not that sure whether Louis Catorze even is a cat. But it’s mostly because the others serve us well in communicating his nonsense to others, especially since we don’t know how to even articulate the stupid shit that he does. 

To describe him, we often use these: 😈 🧛‍♂️ 👻 🎃 

And, to describe our feelings towards his bullshit behaviour, we often use these: 🤣😳😱🤦‍♀️😢😖😫🤯😡😬🤢🤮🤷‍♀️

(Obviously our responses are not limited to just these; Catorze is skilled at eliciting infinite emotions from us, most of them negative.) 

Here he is, having the cheek to look weary and resigned at OUR behaviour, when it’s very much the other way around: 

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