Le jouet du moment

Louis Catorze is overflowing with energy at the moment.

My friend: “It’s probably because of the steroid shot. He’ll calm down.”

Me: “He hasn’t had his shot yet. He’s having it on Tuesday.”

[Silence, tumbleweed, crickets.]

He is also obsessed with his new toy. We play with him every night for about twenty minutes, in the hope that it will wear him out and that he will calm down during the night as a result.

It doesn’t work.

We are the ones who are worn out by the play, and Catorze is almost as much of a nuisance through the night as he is when he doesn’t have play. (Granted, his new-found love of his igloo helps in that respect, but he’s still utterly unhinged.)

One night, after TWO evening play sessions of twenty minutes each, I awoke to hear him downstairs, scrabbling around with his toy, having dragged it out of the hiding place where we’d put it because we don’t trust him alone with it. When all eventually went quiet, I didn’t know whether to be relieved that we finally had some peace, or concerned in case he had hung or impaled himself. (I’m not sure whether any vampires throughout history have managed to do THEMSELVES in with a stake through the heart but, if anyone’s going to do it, it’s him.)

At 5am, when I decided that I would go down and check on him, Sa Maj appeared upstairs. Then the screaming started, which was when I discovered that, even whilst asleep, Cat Daddy is capable of Unrepeatable Expletives of the Worst Kind.

Here is the little sod, enjoying one of many play sessions that he had with our friend Emily recently. Yes, he is responsible for the white stringy bits pulled from the red rug. And, no, he never poses like this for me.

Having fun with one of his favourite people.
Bit of fang.

21 thoughts on “Le jouet du moment

  1. Toying with children before putting them to bed is not a good idea either. While playing, children get excited and then, can’t fall asleep easily.
    When it’s bedtime, you must read a story to your dear little Louis.

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  2. Maybe when he gets his steroid shot it will have the opposite effect and chill him out a bit…ir send him off on a “roid rage.”

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    1. Oh God: training for what? What event could possibly require this level of [insert appropriate noun]?


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