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Oh. Mon. Dieu. We have a Code Roux situation at Le Château, and here is the evidence: These are NOT Louis Catorze’s paw prints, nor are they even feline, as you can tell by their size (pound coin for scale). Mesdames et Messieurs: Monsieur Renard has been on the premises. We have known for a…
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It has been an especially sunny week here in TW8 so Louis Catorze is continuing to wear sunblock on his ears, much to Cat Daddy’s amusement. Sadly we have also had to deal with the usual Catorze contrariness, i.e. he dashes out into the sun before we have a chance to apply the block and,…
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Good news: Louis Catorze is now completely off the steroids. Bad news: this has made absolutely zero difference to the level of psycho in his body, which remains unchanged. One of my friends told me that it took a few days for the effects of the steroids to leave the system. Erm, yeah, I don’t…
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Good news: Thursday’s Clap for our Carers went without public incident. Bad news: Catorze bided his time until after the clap to cause discord of a different kind. He took advantage of the fact that Cat Daddy remained outside chatting – and, yes, when I saw Catorze pitter-patter towards the door I did yell at…
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The citizens of the United Kingdom have spent the last couple of days taking in the government’s new pandemic advice. Which is as follows: “Go back to work. NOT ON THE TUBE, FOR GOD’S SAKE.” Meanwhile, Louis Catorze has almost finished his course of steroids. And what a très grand relief this is because, as…
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Louis Catorze was highly displeased by someone or something outside the other day. We were in the middle of a play session when he broke off to leap onto the shutters, his huge, inflated tail swinging and thumping. And he made an exhaling sound so bizarre that, initially, I didn’t even realise it was coming…
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Almost seven weeks into lockdown, and both our dishwasher and our car have packed up, the former no doubt through over-use and the latter through insufficient use. And Cat Daddy appears to be coming down with a severe case of FOSTD: Fear of Starving to Death. Every meal time, he snaps, “Don’t eat all the…
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Clap for our Carers: https://clapforourcarers.co.uk What a heartfelt gesture to pay tribute to our key workers, and what a positive way of uniting the neighbourhood. Or so we thought, until Louis Catorze escaped out at The Front during this week’s clap and caused an incident in front of our neighbours. When the clap began, Cat…
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Last Friday, the day after Louis Catorze’s birthday, it was Beltane, the Celtic start of summer. And, as most of us rethink our sun protection at this time of year, so does Louis Catorze. I’m not joking. His recent allergy flare-up, and/or possibly friction against Le Cône, has caused him to lose fur from his…
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And, in the blink of an eye, Louis Catorze’s birthday weekend was over. But what a party it was. Cat Daddy, in a deadpan voice: “Oh yeah. It was probably the best cat birthday party I have ever been to.” This celebration had everything: there was a birthday barbecue with Oscar the dog’s family –…
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Thank you so much to everyone who wished Louis Catorze a bon anniversaire and who donated to charitable causes in his honour. He had a great day, bouncing around, screaming and full of energy, although the bad weather meant we had to postpone some of the celebrations for this weekend. That said, he doesn’t know…
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JOYEUX ANNIVERSIRE! Louis Catorze is 10 years old today. And, given that we never imagined all those years ago that such a sickly scrap of a thing would live this long, this is a très big deal indeed. As a child, pets’ birthdays were very important. Then, as an adult with no pets, I started…
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Louis Catorze’s birthday is tomorrow, and we have a bit of a Code Gris situation at Le Château: no jambon de Bayonne. And I don’t suppose the government would regard a trip to the Natoora deli in W4 to buy artisan French cured ham for my cat’s birthday as “essential journeying” (even though I do).…
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Before lockdown commenced, Cat Daddy and I had a conversation about the May bank holiday, which has always been the first Monday in May but, this year, it has been moved. That conversation went something like this: Me: “They’ve moved the May bank holiday from Monday 4th to Friday 8th.” Cat Daddy: “Why have they…
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