Cat Daddy is away in New York at the moment, so it’s just me and Louis Catorze at Le Château. And the bullshittery started on the very first day of Cat Daddy’s absence, with Catorze thumping around late at night, sounding just like an adult human, then either being invisible or sitting eerily still when I went to investigate.
Last night I also heard cat fight sounds coming from outside. No, I didn’t go out and look to see if it was him. Yes, I already knew.
Rather more creepily, Catorze’s voice has changed. It’s just different. I can’t explain how, but it is:
Is this even Catorze, or has Satan swapped him for some malevolent changeling? And, more importantly, should I try to find out what’s happened to the real Catorze, or just keep the changeling, who will, most likely, be less of a pain in the arse?
I haven’t even bothered to tell Cat Daddy about most of this, because there’s no point. Not only would he disbelieve me but, by the time he came back, Satan would have had enough of Catorze and swapped back. So at least I’m only stuck with this – whatever “this” may be – for a few more days.
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