What’s your favourite hobby or pastime?
Right now? Pissing off all the humans.
Oui, Mesdames et Messieurs: there is more feline bullshittery afoot although, again, it’s not my cat who’s causing it. What is HAPPENING?
This time it’s Louis Catorze’s cat-cousin and fellow Chat Noir, Rodan, who has been jumping onto the kitchen worktop to hoover up any dregs of food left over from dinner. He knows he’s not allowed to do this. However, he doesn’t give a shit.
Worse yet, the little sod doesn’t even have the grace to run away guiltily when caught, as most normal cats do. In fact, he settles on the worktop in loaf pose, limbs folded and defiant, as if to raise a massive middle finger to the humans and their pathetic rules.
Here he is, getting told off by his Cat Daddy:
It’s only going to get worse in the run-up to Hallowe’en, isn’t it? At least the one silver lining is that it’s not my problem.
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