Louis Catorze is sixteen today. And, a few days ago, the lucky boy received a whole side of hot-smoked salmon as a birthday present, from one of his wonderful pilgrims.
I was initially against the idea of Catorze having extraneous food whilst being treated for hyperthyroidism. However, since he’s been doing much better on the medication, we have decided that we might allow him a few small pieces of hot-smoked salmon, just this once.
I know that I have said this before, but never in my life did I think he would live this long. Whatever evil power universal force is keeping him going, we are both grateful and astonished.
Cat Daddy, after a few glasses of Pinot: “He thinks it’s all about him. He has no idea about God or the universe.”
Erm, that’s because he thinks he IS both God and the universe.
Bon anniversaire, little sod. Here’s to another year of the Sun King lighting up our lives.
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