What do you love about where you live?
There are many things that I love about Brentford. However, the best thing of all is the fact that you can ask for help anytime, and there are always people willing to offer it.
Not long ago, the post below appeared on one of our neighbourhood social media groups. Now, I have seen some weird cat posts in my time (in fact, I’m usually the one posting them). But this one really is something special:
Firstly, why would Coco insist specifically on bikini elastic, instead of just playing with any old random elastic? But then cats are like that. I happen to live with one who won’t eat jamón Serrano because it’s not as nice as jamón Ibérico, so I’m in no position to question their demands.
Also, Coco simply doesn’t look like an elderly cat in this photo, and that made me somewhat suspicious. I don’t know why anyone would use a photo of a random cat to try to elicit bikini elastic from people, but it’s probably still not the strangest thing that someone in my town has done.
I don’t wear bikinis so I wasn’t able to help this cat in need. However, Coco wasn’t short of respondents who were happy to donate theirs. One even offered to meet Coco’s human at Pets at Home to conduct the transaction, as if a pet-themed meeting point somehow made the whole thing less weird. (It doesn’t.)
I hope that Coco will be very happy with her new playthings. And, if you’re passing through TW8 and you happen to see people warily exchanging packages in dark alleyways, we can explain.
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