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Sa Majesté Louis Catorze, Le Roi Soleil, supreme ruler of Le Château, sworn enemy of canine foe and scourge of Ocado delivery drivers.

Le massage aux pierres très froides (Partie 3)

Today has been one giant step for feline, and one enormous leap backwards for man (and woman): Cat Daddy and I schlepped all the way to the shop and back again, in the searing heat, to buy ice for Louis Catorze’s ice cube massage.

It would have added insult to injury had the bag of ice been heavier than Catorze but, luckily, it was only two thirds of his body weight. So that’s a relief. 

It’s ok, it’s only 2kg. As you were.

Here he is, pictured just after another session and begging his papa for cold, wet cuddles: 

Like a drowned rat (except that most rats are bigger).

What have we started? (And is it a good idea to continue it?) 

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14 responses to “Le massage aux pierres très froides (Partie 3)”

  1. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    So the ice weighs 2 kg and Catorze weighs 3 kg and is considered small…but in extreme heat every problem is magnified. But you could cuddle the ice as you carried it, and it would weigh less as you went along.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      That’s very true! 🤣🤣🤣

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  2. Kate Crimmins avatar
    Kate Crimmins

    I read the first paragraph and laughed and laughed. He sure has you both trained!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It’s pathetic, isn’t it?

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  3. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Louis looks addicted to cold, wet cuddles. It’s impressive.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He loves it!

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  4. Herman avatar
    Herman

    Ice Ice Baby… 😻❄️

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      “You need cooling. Louis, I’m not fooling.” 🤣🤣🤣

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  5. Dr. CaSo avatar
    Dr. CaSo

    He does look less royal than usual, that’s for sure 😆 But so funny and cute and devilish 😀 I am amazed by the fact that cats can always surprise us (and make us laugh)!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Is it bad that we partly do this for our own amusement? He does genuinely love it, though.

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  6. cat9984 avatar
    cat9984

    He is very lucky to have humans to help him with the heat.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      We’ve been recommending this method to all humans with animals! I’m hoping others will do it, too!

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  7. Charles Huss avatar
    Charles Huss

    I bet you wish you had never started doing that. 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Erm … 😬

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