What place in the world do you never want to visit? Why?
Louis Catorze’s cat-cousin Rodan probably doesn’t want to go to the vet again, for obvious reasons. But, if he keeps up with his silly behaviour, that is exactly where he will end up.
Rodan was doing quite well in his recovery, after going out scrapping and sustaining injuries to his face. However, on the day of his follow-up vet appointment, the little sod somehow managed to wriggle out of Le Cône.
In the time it took his human brother to shout, “He’s scratching himself! and my sister to reply, “Well, grab him then!” (about twenty seconds in total), Rodan had scratched up his wounds absolutely ferociously, making them 9,622 times worse than they were to begin with.
Naturellement this now means that he will have to spend far more time in Le Cône than originally anticipated, and my sister has to bathe his wounds twice a day and apply ointment. He is as miserable as hell about this state of affairs, but it’s his own silly fault.
Oh, and a plot twist that none of us expected is that my sister busted Rodan’s sister Mothra licking her brother’s wounds. So is she expected to Cône the pair of them?
Come on, Chats Noirs (and Chats Tigrés, if we count Mothra among the trouble-causers). Give us – and yourselves – a break.
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