Louis Catorze hasn’t been eating much lately. In fact, after initially leaping onto his wet food and devouring it like a starving savage, he’s now only moderately keen when I dish up. He’s the same with his Orijen too: he’ll tuck in eventually, but there’s a definite reluctance.
One morning, he lapped up a couple of mouthfuls of the juice from his wet food, then left it. I offered him dry food, which he refused. Overcome by complete blind panic, I then dished up, erm, a plateful of prosciutto from the organic shop, and he chugged down the lot.
Cats aren’t supposed to have large quantities of prosciutto. I know this. But I would happily have let him eat however much he wanted, if it meant that the little sod were eating something. Something is better than nothing, non? However, the bigger problem is that I have now painted myself into a corner and the bastard cat wants organic prosciutto all the time.
I should have seen this coming, shouldn’t I?
Cat Daddy, without looking up from his phone: “You created this. You need to fix it.”
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