Last week I went for an acupuncture session, to help me recover from the after-effects of my surgeries. Through complete coincidence, it turns out that the acupuncturist lives in our street. This kind of thing happens a lot in our town.
After my treatment, the acupuncturist messaged me to remind me to keep warm afterwards. I replied, saying, “I have the best hot water bottle: a little black cat.”
Why am I so stupid? Louis Catorze has form for causing trouble in our street, so why would I say this to someone living in the same street? It’s certainly killed stone-dead any opportunity to be able to say, “It must have been some other black cat” in the future.
It’s too late to take it back, isn’t it? My best hope – in fact, my ONLY HOPE – is that Catorze just behaves from now on.
Here are a few of his past neighbourhood idiocies – or, rather, the past idiocies that we know about:
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