What principles define how you live?
“Just when they think you can’t possibly be more of a bastard, prove them wrong.” Such a Catorzian way to be, and Louis Catorze lives up to this every single day.
The little sod always sleeps next to me at night. Then, one night, he didn’t.
I didn’t think much of it, and just assumed he was off gadding about somewhere. (Yes, I know that it’s autumn, and that Catorze is an old gentleman who should be taking it easy, but nobody appears to have told him either of these things.)
Then I shuffled downstairs, still only 36% awake, to be met with this sight which booted me into full wakefulness in an instant:
Bastard cat had pulled down the mattress cover, which was drying on the radiator, and fashioned some sort of bed/nest from it. And I imagine he had been there all night.
Cat Daddy, when I showed him the photo: “What an absolute ****. Why would he do this when he already has loads of places where he can sleep?”
Me: “I know. I don’t get it, either.”
[We both hear the telltale sound of Catorzian feet pitter-pattering in.]
Me: “Speak of the devil.”
Cat Daddy, whilst looking down and sort of muttering from the side of his mouth: “Speak of the ****, more like.”
It’s annoying when Cat Daddy actually has a point.
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