Cat Daddy is away in New York at the moment, so it’s just me and Louis Catorze at Le Château.
Usually, when Cat Daddy is out, Catorze ramps up the bad behaviour, only to morph back into a placid, impeccably-behaved kitty when his papa returns. Predictably, he is doing exactly that now, except this time I know that he won’t be calming down anytime soon. This bullshit is going to go on for DAYS. I just know it.
Undesirable behaviours include, although are by no means limited to, the following:
⁃ Screaming
⁃ Parkour around the house at all hours
⁃ Thrashing around in the vicinity of the drinks trolley, knocking bottles over (so loudly and violently that I thought there was an intruder in the house)
He has also worked out that doing the above after dark adds to the scare impact.
Cat Daddy’s return cannot come soon enough. Meanwhile, where did I put the black salt and the holy water?
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