What gives you direction in life?

Louis Catorze does. However, at the moment that direction seems to be “downwards”.

I hardly ever see him these days. No more does he settle across my stomach and cuddle me until I fall asleep, no more is he the first person I see when I wake up, and no more does he snooze on my lap every morning whilst I drink green tea and read a book. And I have a combination of CST and general cat bastardliness to blame for this.

Remember this? Nope, neither do I.

When I come home from work, Catorze is outside. I approach him to say hello and he’s perfectly cordial and polite, but he remains outside. When he does come in and acknowledge my existence, it’s only to creepy-stare for food before he goes out again. We don’t know what he’s up to although it must be very important because, one evening, we saw him taking off across the shed rooftops towards Twiggy the greyhound’s place, at lightning speed.

However, Catorze does manage to find the time for Boys’ Club. Oh yes. Cat Daddy was triumphantly smug when he told me that, as soon as I go to bed, the little sod slopes indoors and enjoys some alone time with his papa. So it seems that he’s not wholly rejecting his boring domestic life. He’s rejecting his boring domestic life with ME.

Cat Daddy: “Have you two fallen out? What have you said to him?”

Yes, it’s bold of him to assume Catorze would give a shite about anything I said.

I suppose I ought to be grateful that, at the creaky old age of thirteen, our boy is being adventurous and enjoying himself. But I can’t help longing for the autumn, when the cooler weather will send him back to my lap.

Too busy for me … but still has time to prevent Cat Daddy from reading a paper.
Bastard cat.
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26 responses to “Où est mon chat?”

  1. mary mcneil avatar
    mary mcneil

    It’s the warm weather and the long daylight…what adventurous cat would not want to spend his time out in “the wild.”?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yup, that’s what it is. Little sod is having an absolute blast!

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  2. mmechapeau avatar

    When I’m gardening, our cat Timon, who is three, is accustomed to coming and helping me.
    Our former cat, who died at sixteen, was used to do the same. What about Louis?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh yes, the little sod does it, too.

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  3. alicephilippa avatar
    alicephilippa

    Have you forgotten the mantra: all cats are bastards?

    Just be thankful you aren’t being woken every two hours during the night by a cat demanding food. I swear it’s like having a baby in the house.

    OTOH, not seeing the daft sod is just as infuriating.

    They were put on this planet to annoy us. Remind me, why do we up up with their shenanigans?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It’s mind control. We are powerless to resist!

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      1. iamthesunking avatar
        iamthesunking

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  4. Doug Thomas avatar

    Yes, they are infuriating! I pay a good price for a prescription cat food for Andy, who has food allergies. Guess who has been leaving most of it to attract flies on the plate lately? Too many kitty treats, I think.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh Andy! What allergies does he have?

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      1. Doug Thomas avatar

        Just to some foods. Once we determined he could handle chicken, though, we did try other foods.

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  5. Penny Cooper avatar
    Penny Cooper

    Oh poor you, I can imagine how awful this feels for you. It’s so unfair that he should be so crafty and wait until you go to bed to come in to Boys Club. I only have one suggestion but that depends if it’s safe for you to do it… How about a little dab of cat nip behind your ears and maybe some rubbed onto your lap??? Oh there is something else you could try, if you lay a small piece of scrap material on the floor and get some scissors and make out you are crafting? Cheeky cannot resist being in the middle of any crafting activity,! Good luck my dear xxx

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      That’s a very good idea! Or maybe I should wear my best dress every night – the one which absolutely cannot be sat on by a cat – and then he’d be all over me!

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      1. Penny Cooper avatar
        Penny Cooper

        Exactly! You have to beat them at their own game by letting them think they’re winning!

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      2. alicephilippa avatar
        alicephilippa

        That would absolutely work. No cat can resist the clothing that must not be sat on ever.

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  6. KDKH avatar

    After a brutal winter, our cat has loved leaking dust baths and exploring outside. I also long for winter’s cuddles from our young cat. Our 18-year old cat sticks close to home and my lap. I’m grateful.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      18 years old? Oh my! What’s the secret of kitty’s longevity?

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      1. KDKH avatar

        Probably good genetics. She is a Bengal, so she has wild DNA fairly recently in her past! She has a strong and spicy personality, so I’ve really enjoyed her lap-cat senior years!

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          A strong and spicy personality! I bet, if she’s part-Bengal!

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  8. cat9984 avatar

    They are definitely less cuddly when the weather is warmer.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Selfish sods!

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  9. Sania Khalid avatar

    You cat is too cute

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He is the devil himself, but thank you! 🌞👑

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