I’m a bit late to the party on this one, but Royal Mail (non-Brits: ask your British friends) have launched a set of stamps (younger followers: ask your parents) featuring a cat design:

Photos from metro.co.uk.

My initial joy at their inclusion of a black cat among their number, soon turned to disappointment when I looked closely and saw that it had white paws. Now, don’t get me wrong: I love black and white cats, and they fully deserve their place in the set of stamps. But come on. Why leave out black cats?

Almost, but not quite.

I then noticed that each cat was carrying out a different action, e.g. “Siamese grooming”, “Ginger cat playing” and so on. “Black cat communing with evil spirits” or “Black cat sneering at your patheticness and wishing you would just die” wouldn’t really have been in keeping with the generally upbeat theme of the stamps, which perhaps explains it. This wasn’t an error of omission. The person who created the stamps is probably a black cat survivor and therefore knew exactly what they were doing.

Louis Catorze, however, is not impressed. And he would like to know whether a stamp would still be legal tender if one were to, erm, colour bits with black ink and add white Tipp-Ex fangs.

My very talented sister created this unique lino print of Sa Maj, which I think would be perfect on a stamp. What would you name it, if you could? “Black cat …” doing what exactly?

The scruffy misshapenness isn’t a stylistic technique. He actually looks like this.
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36 responses to “Le Roi est timbré: vive Le Roi!”

  1. Kate Crimmins avatar

    Definitely has his slanty eyes!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I have a friend who calls them his “dragon eyes”!

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  2. Mary McNeil avatar
    Mary McNeil

    “Black cat plotting…”

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yes! That works perfectly!

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  3. Leah avatar

    That is a fabulous portrait of Catorze! Although I don’t know what I’d call it. The US has done some sets of cat stamps, and they were nice enough. But I have to say this British version is my favorite ever, full of lively feline action!

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    1. Leah avatar

      I meant to add, they do need an all-black cat though!

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      1. iamthesunking avatar
        iamthesunking

        They really do! Maybe we should start a campaign?

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    2. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yes, I like the way they’ve captured so many different moods. They still need a black cat, though!

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  4. mmechapeau avatar

    According to me, the black-and-white cat is not really on alert and the person who captioned this stamp is far from being a cat expert like you. Therefore, it’s good news there is no black cat among the featured cats. Let imagine how Louis would be disappointed in front of an inappropriate caption.
    🐈‍⬛

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Maybe the caption accompanying the lino print should say “Black cat expressing disappointment”? 🐈‍⬛

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      1. Dr. CaSo avatar

        Or “plotting revenge!”

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Yes! This is the most likely option!

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  5. Herman avatar
    Herman

    That lino print of Sa Maj created by your sister would be the perfect stamp. In Belgium there’s a possibility to send a photograph to the Belgian Post headquarters and they will make a personal stamp out of it.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh my word, really? Does it cost money to do this? (I’m happy to pay!)

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Thank you!

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      1. Herman avatar

        Here’s more info, but the details (How do I make and order personalised stamps) are in Dutch:
        https://www.bpost.be/en/send-letters/buy-stamps
        Don’t know if it’s possible to order from outside Belgium.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Oh. Mon. Dieu. We really need to make this happen!

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        2. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          And … thank you! It has made me smile to find out that this is a thing!

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          1. Herman avatar
            Herman

            My pleasure! Glad you liked my comments and info.

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  6. Dr. CaSo avatar

    In the US, a very long time ago (2002-2003), you could send whatever picture you wanted to a special website and they’d make you stamps with it, real ones, too! I made stamps with a cute picture of my Sosso and Calinette together. Obviously, Canada does that, too: https://www.canadapost-postescanada.ca/cpc/en/personal/sending/letters-mail/custom-stamps.page (I definitely think you should use some black ink and make the appropriate corrections on those stamps. I don’t know about the UK, but I many people here think that black cats bring bad luck, which is probably why they didn’t have a fully black cat.)

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh my goodness! This is the most amazing thing ever! Do you still have any stamps of Sosso and Calinette left?

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      1. Dr. CaSo avatar

        I probably have one or two of these stamps somewhere in an unopened box from 3 moves ago 😉

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Ohhhh! I must see them!

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          1. Dr. CaSo avatar

            Sorry, it’s too hot to go through boxes right now 😉 But here is something that could be useful: https://postandparcel.info/14571/news/uk-royal-mail-develops-personalised-stamps/

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            1. iamthesunking avatar
              iamthesunking

              Oh myyyyy! 😱😱😱

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  7. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    It is horrible that they forgot a Black Cat in the Cat stamp collection. Darth is beside himself. Perhaps there are plans for an all House Panther Halloween collection?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh my word, you told Darth? 😬

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  8. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    Darth reads Louis’s blog, in addition to Le Monde, the Economist, and the Wall Street Journal.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      🤣🤣🤣

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  9. cat9984 avatar

    “Black cat plotting”

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yessss.

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  10. Aspasía S. Bissas avatar

    Love your sister’s art! Talented indeed. If I had to call it something, I might go with “Black cat preparing to devour your soul.” 😀

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yup, that’d be exactly right!

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  11. Sally Goodman avatar
    Sally Goodman

    Fangtastic picture!!!
    Years ago, Royal Mail did personalised stamps and we had our little Otway immortalised that way. Still got one somewhere (I hope!) x

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I feel that the world needs Catorzian stamps. Whether it wants them or not.

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