It had to happen sooner or later, Mesdames et Messieurs, and today is the day: Louis Catorze has pitter-pattered in smelling of man-perfume. And it’s not Cat Daddy’s, because he only wears man-perfume very rarely. LITTLE SOD HAS BEEN SNUGGLING ANOTHER MAN.
Cat Daddy: “You mean he’s been snuggling at least one other man, as far as we are aware. It’s like serial killers. There are always more victims than it would initially seem.” Merci.
Whilst this discovery is, in itself, not wholly surprising, what’s bizarre is that Catorze smells of man-perfume RIGHT TO THE TIP OF HIS TAIL. So it seems that Le Snuggleur Mystérieux has been getting quite intense with Catorze, leaving no inch of his fur, erm, unloved.
There is also the possibility that Catorze broke into someone’s house, knocked the bottle of man-perfume to the floor and had a good old roll around in it. So, at some point today, one of our neighbours will, at best, discover a ruined bottle of man-perfume and be quite cross, or, at worst, step in the broken bits of glass and slowly bleed to death.
So, once again, we have that awkward dilemma of whether to ‘fess up or shut up. Do we casually enquire among our neighbours with a view to offloading our guilt quickly? Or do we wait until someone mentions spending their Easter Sunday having their feet stitched up in Accident and Emergency, and then sheepishly offer our apologies?
I don’t think even 40 days of prayer and penance are going to fix this one for us.
Oh dear!! Just can’t believe Catorze would be cheating on you 🙀! Hope it is the broken perfume bottle and no one got hurt.
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You can’t believe he would cheat? You’ve met him! You should know better! He’s the most treacherous and inconstant person there is! 😳
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Hm, in a way that’s true but I was guest of him and his lovely staff, so that actually doesn’t count 😸😻
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How about he was kidnapped and tortured with hugs and kisses by a good smelling captor only to get away to get home to his beloved staff.
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And I bet he loved every minute of it. He’s been a right psycho today: racing around, shouting at parakeets etc.
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Sounds like a normal cat day to me! 🙂
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Looks like someone else likes manic looking royalty!
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I doubt if they do like him. It’s more likely that he followed them & wouldn’t take no for an answer. 😳
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