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Un portail vers les morts

What skill would you like to learn?

It’s October, and Pets at Home have just launched a ouija board for cats. So necromancy could be quite fun, non?

Wow.

However, since we share a house with Louis Catorze, who already communes with evil spirits on a regular basis, we’re probably better off giving it a miss. So that frees up a ouija board for one of you. 

You’re welcome. 

Yeah, what we really need in this house are more demons.

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18 responses to “Un portail vers les morts”

  1. M - avatar
    M –

    We have a ouija board and Ramses has shown me how to use it properly.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Do you trust him not to sabotage you? I wouldn’t trust Catorze as far as I could spit.

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  2. sevencatsandcounting avatar
    sevencatsandcounting

    I can easily imagine Darth Vader conducting seances with this. Sadly, I can’t locate a US purveyor of the cat ouija board.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I can imagine it, too! Maybe you could craft one of your own for him? Home-made devices are supposedly more effective than shop-bought ones.

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        sevencatsandcounting

        Sadly, I am really terrible at craft projects. Anything I made would be far beneath the Elder Cat’s exacting standards. Also, it would probably be a really bad idea to supply Darth with his own ouija board during the spooky season. Pumpkins, yes. Ouija boards, no.

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  3. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    The picture is frightening. Congratulations on it. I don’t know anyone with a ouija board. Do you think a cat could enjoy playing with one of them?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yes, I do! Especially a Chat Noir in October!

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  4. Dr. CaSo avatar
    Dr. CaSo

    I love love love the picture! It reminds me of the one from Sosso, under a blanket: https://cestpasmoijeljure.com/2011/10/15/les-extraterrestres-nexistent-pas/ Years later it still makes me laugh!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Your picture made me spit my drink all over my phone! 🤣🤣🤣

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  5. Charles Huss avatar
    Charles Huss

    I love that photo.

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  6. curating happy avatar
    curating happy

    If this ouija board is for cats, it really should say No on both sides…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Hahaha, yes! Or at least “I abstain from answering”. Or “Not listening”.

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  7. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    Amazing photo…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Thank you! 🤣🤣🤣

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  8. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    https://i.chzbgr.com/full/10558473216/h8FBDD762/in-out

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Hahaha! And if you shut the door, he will start scratching and screaming!

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  9. cat9984 avatar
    cat9984

    Are the cats supposed to try to contact other cats or humans? The way they all do that creepy stare thing makes me think they don’t really need help seeing to the other side.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I’m thinking inhuman spirits. Just for the fun of it.

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