Yesterday was the summer solstice, one of our favourite days of the year. Whilst most of the northern hemisphere will have marked the day with celebration, here at Le Château it’s war, and the avian army have placed a bounty on Louis Catorze’s head. 

Now, you’d imagine that, if your cat didn’t like the local wildlife and vice versa, it wouldn’t really have much impact on your day-to-day life. However, here, when one party annoys the other, it results in a huge, cacophonous din in the early hours of the morning, after which it’s difficult to get back to sleep. And, yes, when we wake up to infernal avian screeching, we know it’s because of Catorze. I’ve actually got out of bed to look, and seen it with my own eyes. 

So we have the option of stiflingly hot nights with windows shut and less noise, or a slight breeze with windows open and parakeets, magpies or whoever else making the most ungodly racket as soon as it’s light. Neither one is particularly pleasant.

Here are the starlings, eyeing up their target on the morning of the solstice:

Lead starling: “That’s the one who killed Dave back in 2016! Off with his head!”

The magpies will be here later, for the afternoon shift, and the parakeets will take over in the evening. Whatever the time of day, some sort of feathered sentinel will be watching. 

Oh dear.

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21 responses to “Garder un œil sur nous”

  1. Kate Crimmins avatar

    He has an anti-fan club!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      He does! All the birds despise him!

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  2. Bipolar's gf avatar

    I rescued a jackdaw out of my chimney this week. The cats were very excited. I was less so.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      That must have been terrifying for you! I wouldn’t have known where to start!

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  3. curating happy avatar

    I was pooped on by a starling, I have no sympathy for them. Attrapez-les, votre majesté!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Realistically I don’t think he’d be fast enough anymore (and I’m surprised that he ever was!).

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  4. Audrey Driscoll avatar

    I’ve heard crows remember faces of humans they don’t like and pass the word on to their descendants. Magpies are corvids too, right? And maybe they’ve tipped off the other birds. Louis is famous! (Or infamous.)

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Yes, I’ve heard exactly the same about them! I only told this to a random stranger on the internet who didn’t believe me. They said, “Oh, really? And how many crows have ever persecuted you because you annoyed their ancestors?” And I replied, “None, because I make it a point not to annoy them.”

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  5. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    The crows can be very noisy too. Aren’t there any of them in your avian army?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Not in this regiment, but yes, there are!

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  6. Herman avatar
    Herman

    I can picture the scene… I have the same option of hot nights with windows shut and less noise, or a slight breeze with windows open and two barking dogs (talking to each other?) of the neighbours… 😾

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Ugh. Do they bark all night?

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      1. Herman avatar
        Herman

        No, not really, every 2 or 3 hours… But I wish my neighbours had cats instead of dogs… 😾

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        1. iamthesunking avatar

          Every 2 to 3 hours is pretty awful! That would drive me insane!

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  7. cat9984 avatar

    Louis does not appear overly concerned.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      He couldn’t give a stuff! I wish he would show some caution; if they all chose to attack him at once, they’d peck his bones dry in minutes.

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      1. cat9984 avatar

        That’s true. Some birds are mean

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        1. iamthesunking avatar

          I think he’s driven them to it, to be fair …

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  8. Penny Cooper avatar
    Penny Cooper

    Alice has to run out behind her 2 dogs as soon as poop has departed because otherwise the magpie family, from the overhanging tree from next door, dive down and peck the poo and flick it around everywhere! 🤮

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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      1. Penny Cooper avatar
        Penny Cooper

        exactly that!!!

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