After joking about hornets’ nests in a previous blog post, I am astounded to report that we may actually have one.
Wasps keep randomly appearing in the house, usually in the same room and without any window having been open. I trapped a few and released them, thinking they were my friend’s friendly, do-gooder honey bees who had come to bid me Beltane blessings. They’re not. They’re wasps, the naughty guys who attack you for your fruit juice and your ice cream.
There are many reasons for which I would not want a wasps’ nest in the house, but the main one is that Louis Catorze cannot be trusted. Chasing bugs is one of his favourite things to do. He may well only have the attention span of a gnat but, when it comes to chasing bugs, he will inexplicably dedicate hours to the cause.
Surprisingly, he is often successful. I’ve seen him swatting a fly in mid-air and then chomping it down whole before it even hit the ground. We absolutely do not want him to try this kind of shit with a wasp.
Our challenge now is to find out for sure where the impingers are coming from. And we need to do it before Catorze does. Wish us luck.
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