How would you improve your community?
Cat Daddy and I try to have a date night every so often. And last week it was, erm, an environmental meeting at a local church hall, to discuss climate change, green spaces and biodiversity.
When one of the speakers informed us of recent research indicating that noise pollution contributes to heart disease, Cat Daddy turned to me and whispered, “We’re going to have to get rid of HIM.”
He didn’t mean the speaker. He was talking about Louis Catorze.
On the walk back home from the meeting, Cat Daddy continued his rant:
“He’s noise pollution. He’s basically a heart attack waiting to happen. We’ve always known it, but now it’s been proven. I actually try to creep in really quietly when I get home, so that I won’t disturb him and set off that constant, bloody annoying “Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!” He’s RUINING our lives.”
Right.
I suppose the one silver lining in all this is that having Catorze live with us saves someone else the anguish. We’re improving our community, non? If this isn’t doing our civic duty, then I don’t know what is.
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