If you could make your pet understand one thing, what would it be?
Despite playing dumb, our cat understands plenty. WE are the ones who need help in understanding HIS stupid shit.
Cat Daddy and I don’t often have baths, because we much prefer showers. Yet, when I do have a bath, I have to wash it down prior to using it because it’s all bitty and hairy. A bathtub which is only ever used once every three weeks at the most, and which is cleaned weekly whether it’s used or not, shouldn’t be bitty and hairy, right?
I then realised that the hairs weren’t human hairs. Louis Catorze had been gadding about IN THE BATHTUB.
- Why? It’s such a strange thing to do, especially as he has a zillion more comfortable places to be.
- What does he do in there? Does he just go to sleep, or does he slide around like a teenager in a skate park?
- When? He is always either with us or outside … unless he only goes into the bathtub when we’re not home, and jumps out again when we return (which is REALLY strange, yet probably still wouldn’t be the strangest thing about him)?
Catorze is the only one who could make this make sense, if he wanted to. However, he doesn’t.
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