I’m in hospital at the moment, having just had intense but standard (and planned) surgery. However, because they had to switch last-minute from The Simple Version to The Complicated Version of this particular procedure, I’m here for an extra night.
Cat Daddy has been in to visit me. However, Louis Catorze hasn’t even noticed that I’m gone. Last night he launched a full-on screaming assault on Cat Daddy, even attacking whilst he was eating and trying to grab his pizza, but then this is the kind of thing he does every day anyway.
And, even with phones ringing, machines bleeping and other patients shouting all through the night, it’s probably still quieter for me here than at home.
Here are the three stages of [whatever it was that happened last night – we still can’t think of a word for it]:
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