You’ve always known that Louis Catorze is a creepy little sod.
However, I’m about to show you an example of kitty creepiness that is common among all of them. ALL OF THEM. They may not always demonstrate it but it’s there, lying dormant until it suddenly breaks through the surface at a moment when you are home alone and feeling especially jumpy.
This is what Catorze’s ears look like when he’s sleeping normally. The Catorzian default/baseline position, if you will:
And this is what they looked like sometime later, when Cat Daddy arrived home and was parking the car:
Cat Daddy, later: “But I parked on the other side of the road. He can’t have heard or known.”
Oh, but he did.
Does your cat ever greet you when you walk through the front door, having seemingly arrived there in suspiciously quick time? If so, they knew that you were coming long before your key went into your door. They’re all at it.
I know: it’s creepy as hell. But, since they’re in our houses and won’t be moving out anytime soon, what can we do about it?
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