La souffrance ne se repose jamais

~ iamthesunking

Cat Daddy is away in New York at the moment, so it’s just me and Louis Catorze at Le Château.

Cat Daddy spotted this chap living in, erm, a marijuana bar.

Usually, when Cat Daddy is out, Catorze ramps up the bad behaviour, only to morph back into a placid, impeccably-behaved kitty when his papa returns. Predictably, he is doing exactly that now, except this time I know that he won’t be calming down anytime soon. This bullshit is going to go on for DAYS. I just know it.

Undesirable behaviours include, although are by no means limited to, the following:

⁃ Screaming

⁃ Parkour around the house at all hours

⁃ Thrashing around in the vicinity of the drinks trolley, knocking bottles over (so loudly and violently that I thought there was an intruder in the house)

He has also worked out that doing the above after dark adds to the scare impact.

Cat Daddy’s return cannot come soon enough. Meanwhile, where did I put the black salt and the holy water?

When sunlight touches a vampire, this is what happens.

For more Catorzian capers, please visit http://louiscatorze.com

14 thoughts on “La souffrance ne se repose jamais”

  4. Hopefully Cat Daddy is having a good time in New York, I wish Louis behaved like a gentle cat to allow you to take a breath every now and then.

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