In what ways do you communicate online?

Mainly to share useless dross. Nothing constructive or admirable.

Dog people, however, get to do THIS kind of thing (below). Social media has informed me that there is a Sausage Dog Meet-Up scheduled for Saturday 11th February.

Before you tut at me for not anonymising names and faces, THIS IS A PUBLIC EVENT.

It will be taking place in a park close by (not the one over the road, although that would have allowed me to observe from a window, giggling to myself, without even leaving the house), in honour of Daisy’s first birthday. And it has been created by a group called the London Lowriders; I have no idea who they are, but they sound like some sort of south supremacist gang.

Daisy is, apparently, is a therapy dog. It sounds as if she has done a great deal in just one year, whereas Louis Catorze has been on the planet for almost FOURTEEN TIMES THAT LONG and has achieved the square root of bugger all.

The last time I checked, there were eleven guests confirmed and one hundred and two interested. No doubt by the time the event takes place, more will have signed up. However, posting the event on a public setting has the potential to go a bit Project X*, non? What if two hundred sausage dogs turn up? Or two thousand?

*Older followers: ask your kids/nieces/nephews who are in their early twenties.

You’d be forgiven for thinking that there couldn’t possibly be that many sausage dogs living in the area, this is Richmond, sweetie. Sausage dogs are quite the upper-middle class accessory, just like Breton tops and jauntily-coloured wool blazers.

If you have a dog, and you happen to be passing through TW10 on Saturday 11th February, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t be turned away if you dropped into the event even if your dog isn’t a sausage dog. Dog people are like The Mob: they stick together.

And if you have a Chat Noir, meet me and Catorze in the cemetery on Hallowe’en night. Which cemetery? Just follow the sound of the screaming.

Catorze will probably leave early on account of the lack of men.
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15 responses to “Ici pour un bon moment, pas longtemps”

  1. Lou Carreras avatar

    The Grey Menace would probably send a posthumous RSVP of such a gathering. He and Louis would probably get along famously.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I bet they would! Clancy sounds like the most hilarious cat ever!

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      1. Lou Carreras avatar

        Like most cats he took himself very seriously, which of course humans found hilarious.

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  2. M - avatar

    The cemetary sounds much more appealing. 💀 ⚰️ 🧛‍♂️

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      See you there!

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  3. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    Gotta appreciate that they call their group the lowriders. At least they have a sense of humor !

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It took me a while to think about it, but eventually I got it!

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  4. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    Those panthers are much too plushy. Obviously, not Catorze. I expect he has already departed to find a more manly party.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yup, that’s exactly what he’d do!

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  5. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    I didn’t know sausage dogs could be therapy dogs and I didn’t know either a therapy dog could be soo young. In our country, the therapy dogs start their job after being trained in a foster family for one or two years.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I think most dogs can be therapy dogs, except maybe those XL bully ones.

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  6. Belle avatar
    Belle

    In South Florida, Yappy Hour is a Thing. I stumbled across this horror one exceptionally parched afternoon after work. My first mistake was to assume that the scrum of shaggy hooligans scarfing down “yappetizers” and peeing on pleather patio cushions at the upscale restaurant was some sort of canine birthday. My second was to assume that being seated far from the action, I would not be honored with four-legged visitors. I love dogs but the shock of feeling a wet nose on my ankle as I was perusing the drinks list had me wondering if Fido would insist upon joining me 😳

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Eurgh! Nooooooo!

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  7. cat9984 avatar

    Most cats would be appalled at the idea of inviting a bunch of strange cats to a birthday party.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Most cats, maybe. I think Catorze would be up for it if they were unneutered toms. He seems to like them. 🤷‍♀️

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