Me: “So … [our new neighbours next door] have a guest coming for the weekend, and they’d like to know if they can bring her over to meet Louis?”
Cat Daddy: “…”
Me: “Did you hear what I said?”
Him: “…”
Me: “…”
Him: “Are we some sort of tourist attraction now, or something?”
Me: “…”
Him: “Maybe we should put Louis on TripAdvisor? “Come to Brentford and visit the stadium, the steam and water museum and Louis Catorze’s Château”?”
Me: “Erm … so can I say yes to the meet-up, then?”
Him: “You’ve already said yes, haven’t you?”
Me: “…”
Narrator: “So the Sun King bestowed his blessings upon another devotee. And all was well with the world.”
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