Oh Donnie boy, the vet, the vet is calling
To neuter you, so you’ll no longer roam.
The moment’s come; it’s time for your de-balling.
It’s best for you that you stick close to home.

Though come ye back when you cannot make babies;
From empty sacks your seed you will not sow.
You and Le Roi could still stay buddies maybe
But Donnie boy, oh Donnie boy, your balls must go.
Off you go, low-hanging fruits. Chop chop.
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25 responses to “London Derrière: a short verse to bid adieu to two old friends”

  1. catladymac avatar
    catladymac

    I wonder what advice LeRoi has given him ?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      What advice can there be when one loses one’s cerises noires? 🤣

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Don’t feel sorry for him! They need to go! 🍒✂️

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  2. KDKH avatar

    Don’t sing too loud, or you won’t be able to find him when it’s time to go to the vet. He’ll catch on and hide!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He will, won’t he? 😱😱😱

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  3. Lou Carreras avatar

    Nipped in the prime of his life!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It has to be done. I dread to think how many baby Donnies are already on the way. 😱

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  4. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Now, let’s hope Donnie will carry on coming.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I think it’s doubtful, to be honest. Cat Daddy has a friend who lives about halfway between us and Donnie’s, and when he was over there he looked out at the back garden and Donnie’s route here is not easy.

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      1. mmechapeau avatar
        mmechapeau

        Normally, if Louis is really Donnie’s best friend, the route won’t prevent him from coming.
        By the way, do you know my previous comment is still awaiting moderation?

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Oh my, I didn’t realise that! I will check the comments. Thanks for letting me know! The route is quite a complicated and arduous one. It wouldn’t surprise me if we didn’t see Donnie anymore.

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  5. hencorner avatar

    😂😂😂🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      🍒✂️

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  6. angie avatar
    angie

    haste ye back donnie boy….

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Let’s hope he will be sans cerises next time!

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  7. cat9984 avatar

    That’s hilarious! You definitely have a talent

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Hahaha, thank you! I actually can’t remember the real words anymore. 😬

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  8. Dr. CaSo avatar

    Life is cruel for kitties! Sa Maj will be sad if his new friend never comes back 😦

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He has a perfectly lovely cat two doors away, who wants to be friends … but Sa Maj won’t have it! 🙄

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  9. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Being best friends depends on so many things.
    😺😺

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yup. Including les cerises noires. 😬

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      1. mmechapeau avatar
        mmechapeau

        I don’t know.
        😀

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  10. cathysrealcountrygardencom avatar

    Best thing for him! I love the verse😀

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Haha, thank you!

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