At the end of last month, Cat Daddy, Cocoa the babysit cat’s daddy and I went on a farewell tour of Griffin Park. Brentford FC’s last season at its iconic stadium should, of course, have ended in celebration, with Brentford winning the play-offs and a huge party, and, sadly, it wasn’t to be. But a tour was the next best thing.

Our group was led by a lovely lady called Sally, and she took us through the section of the stadium displaying fans’ photos on giant banners. If you missed the story about the banners, here it is: https://louiscatorze.com/2020/06/22/un-chat-sur-un-maillot/

As we walked through, Sally stopped mid-sentence, pointed to a face on one section of the banner and said, “Oh my God, look. There’s a cat.”

Me: “Oh. Erm, yeah. That’s … mine.”

[Silence, tumbleweed, crickets from the rest of the tour group, and laughter from Sally]

Oui, Mesdames et Messieurs: Louis Catorze’s picture made it past the censors:

Où est Le Roi?

The only thing is that the stretched, angled nature of the final printed version – presumably to give the best appearance on television from the overhead cameras – has given poor old earless Catorze a somewhat, erm, phallic shape. This is rather more apparent in some photos than in others:

Le Roi est … long.

I’m disappointed that I wasn’t able to spot him during any of the televised matches, but how lovely that Brentford FC were such good sports.

The league matches of the new football season start today. Let’s hope that the new stadium brings us good luck, and that it won’t be too long before we’re watching football in person.

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20 responses to “La panthère noire vit”

  1. lifecatsotherthings avatar
    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      🤣🤣🤣

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    Sally Goodman

    That is utterly fabulous! And is that CD just below him?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It is! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  3. Herman avatar
    Herman

    Fantastique! Maybe I should give it a try with a picture of Jimi and a local football team…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

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        Helen-Marie Fraher

        Fantastique! So glad he made it 😸

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Haha, thanks! I wasn’t sure if he would, but he did! 🤣🤣🤣

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  4. Kate Crimmins avatar

    That is so fun!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It’s both hilarious and terrifying.

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    catladymac

    That’s really pretty neat ! Did you tell Catorze ?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Not yet. Trying to find the right words!

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  6. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    OMC (oh-mon-chat!) There he is in all his glory!!! I was really wondering how this would turn out…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      And now you know. It’s quite something, isn’t it?

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  7. Belle avatar
    Belle

    His Majesty stunned the group into silence…how royally fitting! 😹 I hope this portends a successful season for Brentford FC! 😺

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      iamthesunking

      Merci! Yesterday didn’t go well (we lost to Birmingham) but we are known for starting slowly and accelerating. 🤞

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    Belle

    Like Sa Maj?😹

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      iamthesunking

      Hahahaha, you know him well! 🤣🤣🤣

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  9. cat9984 avatar

    I do hope Louis wasn’t offended being surrounded by all those odd-looking humans

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      iamthesunking

      It was mainly men so I imagine he loved it!

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