Good news: Brentford beat West Bromwich Albion on Friday night.
Bad news: although we desperately scoured the television for a glimpse of earless Louis Catorze on the giant banner, we weren’t able to spot him.
Even worse news: Brentford happened to score just as Cat Daddy was having an intimate papa-fils moment with his boy and, in his euphoria, Cat Daddy screamed in Catorze’s face and sent the poor little sod scuttling outside.
Cat Daddy felt absolutely terrible about it afterwards and was worried about having caused permanent damage to Boys’ Club and to their special bond. But, luckily, Catorze is as thick as mince and promptly forgot about the incident within seconds.
Brentford’s next home game is on 4th July. This also happens to be the day that social distancing rules will relax, and we will be allowed to maintain a distance of “1 metre plus” should 2 metres not be possible. Nobody quite knows what this means, but any system that relies on “the common sense of the British public” must be pretty foolproof, I guess. Ahem.
Pubs will also be open from 4th July, and people are saying, “Imagine how drunk everyone will be!” Erm, they know about drinking at home, right? Or is that just us?
Anyway, although Cat Daddy and I are planning to avoid shops, public transport and people for a little longer, we have bought some new masks just in case we are unavoidably forced to deal with any of the above.
Here is mine. No further words are needed:
jesuisleroisoleil 
Oh yes…!! That’s a great looking mask for sure!
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Remind you of anyone? 🤣
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That is an awesome mask!!!
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It’s great, isn’t it? 🤣
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The fangs! Perfect! Also, any law that depends on the common sense of anyone is suspect. I think common sense is extinct.
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I think we Brits win the stupidity prize. Unless you live in America? In which case we shall gratefully accept the silver medal position. 🥈
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Yes in the US. It’s only here that we have people proclaiming their constitution gives them the right to “not wear” masks. Really? I can see our forefathers in the 1700s saying, “let’s put a note in here about face masks.” Lots of stupid.
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🙄🙄🙄
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I need this mask! (Actually, I don’t–I’m a full-fledged recluse now.) But I WANT it!
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Hahaha! Here it is. You, too, can look like Catorze:
Olivia, here it is:
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/800022901/black-face-mask-cat-mask-everyday-mask?ref=shop_home_active_7&crt=1
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Way to honor Sa Maj! 😹 Go Brentford! ⚽ Earless Catorze would make a great t shirt/sweatshirt…I’d buy it 😊
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🤣🤣🤣
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Is the reopening date to celebrate the “loss” of The Colonies” ? What luck !
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Your guess is as good as ours! Nobody knows why we’re doing what we’re doing … least of all those in charge … 😳
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Love the mask!
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Thank you! It is SO Catorze.
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Awesome mask 🙂
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Thank you! 🤣
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The mask is adorable. I’ve never seen one with fangs.
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This is the one, from Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/800022901/black-face-mask-cat-mask-everyday-mask?ref=yr_purchases
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Thanks!
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