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*SPOILER ALERT: THIS POST REVEALS THE MAIN PREMISE OF STEPHEN KING’S PET SEMATARY.*

Horror fiction doesn’t usually lend itself well to repeated reading – not for me, anyway. However, I may well end up reading Pet Sematary again because I binge-read it (?) in two days, and we’re out in the wilderness with no bookshops around.

Good, but now I need more.

I brought this book to Scotland with me, and I am surprised at just how much it reminds me of Louis Catorze. Obviously Catorze was the first thought in my mind when I saw the evil-looking black cat on the front cover. However, the main character is called Louis, and his neighbour Jud once lived in a place in New Jersey called Bayonne. 

On a non-Catorzian note, the biggest surprise of all was discovering that “sematary” is, in fact, NOT the way that Americans spell “cemetery”. The book title is deliberately misspelled to replicate a sign hand-painted by a child. I’m very glad to know this, because I have seen more online debates than you would believe about American versus British spelling, and I have been very tempted to wade in with, “Well, at least we don’t spell “cemetery” as “sematary”! Who DOES that?” 

(Nobody, it seems. Well, apart from Stephen King and the fictional kid who painted that sign.)

Anyway, the story is about a patch of unholy ground in the town of Ludlow, where family pets are buried and miraculously come to life again. However, they don’t come back exactly as they were during life. There’s always something weird, a little off, whether that be a different way of walking or something decidedly worse.

Winston Churchill, aka Church, the main character’s cat, comes back from the dead having lost the ability to purr, but with a new-found love of hunting. Despite Louis and his neighbour being the only ones to know that the cat died and was reanimated, everyone can still feel that something is wrong with Church.

Suddenly it all makes sense. Someone buried their sweet little black cat and is waiting for them to come back. Meanwhile, somehow, the slightly-off zombie changeling found its way to us and, eleven years later, he’s still here.

At least we’re not having to deal with him at the moment. Our poor chat-sitteur, however, has reported that, in the mornings, he stands on her chest and screams. Oh dear.

Yup, looks like a perfectly normal cat.

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12 responses to “Les gangsters du monde animal”

  1. M - avatar

    Great shot of Louis.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      You SEE? He’s scary!

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  2. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    I can’t believe it. Did you really leave a mere screaming cat to substitute him with an awfully frightening cat that had come back to life 🐈‍⬛?.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      No, I think he is the awfully frightening cat.

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  3. Kate Crimmins avatar

    Looks like his batteries just got recharged!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      He runs the same even with no batteries. 😬

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  4. Dr. CaSo avatar

    Louis will make an awesome cat-zombie! His newly-found ability will be to whisper in your ears at night 😆

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      To be honest a whisper would make a refreshing change from his screaming.

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  5. cat9984 avatar

    He must really love his sitter. He’s treating her like one of the family

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      🤣🤣🤣 He does love her. He’s very lucky to have people who want to look after him!

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  6. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    There was a period during my brief career on a newspaper when we had an ongoing argument over “cematary” being the correct spelling. But that was the year I received the first edition of The American Heritage Dictionary, which I lugged into the newsroom and we all learned it was “all E’s”

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      That must be the equivalent to our Oxford English Dictionary, which is like the Bible around here. 🤣🤣🤣

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