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Sa Majesté Louis Catorze, Le Roi Soleil, supreme ruler of Le Château, sworn enemy of canine foe and scourge of Ocado delivery drivers.

Un sommeil paisible

What do you do to improve your sleep?

Honestly? Book a two-week holiday miles away from Louis Catorze and his nonsense. In fact, that’s what we’re doing, as from today, which is fortuitous timing as his Steroid Psycho is kicking in AND we’re just coming off a full moon AND it’s Mercury Retrograde.

He chickened out of this jump before, to make us feel sorry for him, but he’s perfectly fine now.

We will probably have the best sleep of our lives over the next two weeks, in the beautiful, temperate Scottish Highlands. And our poor chat-sitteur, on the other hand, will probably have the worst.

Oh well. Bonnes vacances.

“Sleepy time is over, connasse.”

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23 responses to “Un sommeil paisible”

  1. Kate Crimmins avatar
    Kate Crimmins

    Good for you! Stock up on sleep because it will have to carry you over until your next vacation!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yes, we will need to get a year’s worth! I’ve already been woken twice before dawn, once by him and once by the pesky parakeets.

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      1. Kate Crimmins avatar
        Kate Crimmins

        I can’t imagine outdor parakeets. They wouldn’t survive our winters here.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Oh God, they’re horrific. They started their screeching way before dawn today, and as Le Roi wasn’t with me I can only assume he was involved.

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  2. sevencatsandcounting avatar
    sevencatsandcounting

    Oh my, that’s an expensive way to get a good night’s sleep!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It is, but it’ll be worth it. 🤣🤣🤣

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  3. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Have a nice holiday and don’t worry about your cat-sitteur. I bet Louis will behave perfectly as usual 🐈‍⬛ .

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Well, apart from that time he massacred all those mice and she had to clean up the mess! 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. mmechapeau avatar
        mmechapeau

        Haven’t we been told recently that Poor Louis wasn’t a great mouse hunter anymore? 🐁

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Yes, and every time we say that, something bad happens.

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  4. Herman avatar
    Herman

    Wishing you a great holiday! I’m sure you will both miss Louis a lot… 😎

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I already do! Cat Daddy says he doesn’t …

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  5. Dr. CaSo avatar
    Dr. CaSo

    Bonnes vacances! I went to Toronto with my sister for four days, and I missed Rosie 😦 And I didn’t sleep well because of the noisy air conditioning unit and the stupid jerks speaking loudly in the hallway and slamming doors at 3am! Rosie might wake me up every 10 minutes in the morning until I give her her breakfast, but I like it here better 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Every 10 minutes! 😬

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  6. RasmaSandra avatar
    RasmaSandra

    Hope you have the best vacation with sweet dreams. As for Louis, I am sure he will find ways to torture the catsitter, so I hope they are up to the challenge.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Merci! She had chat-sat him before and willingly came back for more, so it’s on her really. 🤣🤣🤣

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  7. Charles Huss avatar
    Charles Huss

    Oh, I would love to visit Scottland. Have a great trip. We recently returned from Nova Scotia which translates to New Scottland.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Merci! It’s quite refreshing being able to lie in in the mornings!

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      1. Charles Huss avatar
        Charles Huss

        Oh, yes. The best part of vacations.

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  8. cat9984 avatar
    cat9984

    He knows how to make the sitter love him. Enjoy your time away?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Thank you! He will drive her mad with his screaming! 🤣🤣🤣

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  9. Belle avatar
    Belle

    The sitter must be a glutton for punishment 😂 May you enjoy a lovely scream- free holiday ☺️

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It’s been disconcertingly quiet so far! And we can lie in in the mornings. All quite a novelty!

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