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Sa Majesté Louis Catorze, Le Roi Soleil, supreme ruler of Le Château, sworn enemy of canine foe and scourge of Ocado delivery drivers.

Un sommeil paisible

What do you do to improve your sleep?

Honestly? Book a two-week holiday miles away from Louis Catorze and his nonsense. In fact, that’s what we’re doing, as from today, which is fortuitous timing as his Steroid Psycho is kicking in AND we’re just coming off a full moon AND it’s Mercury Retrograde.

He chickened out of this jump before, to make us feel sorry for him, but he’s perfectly fine now.

We will probably have the best sleep of our lives over the next two weeks, in the beautiful, temperate Scottish Highlands. And our poor chat-sitteur, on the other hand, will probably have the worst.

Oh well. Bonnes vacances.

“Sleepy time is over, connasse.”

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