What is your favourite restaurant?
Louis Catorze favours any establishment which will allow patrons to send back their food limitless times, without explanation. Right now, that establishment is us.
Although … can a place even call themselves a restaurant when the one and only customer refuses to actually EAT?
Having watched Catorze attempt to eat his Pet Picks fish, I actually don’t think his rejection is wholly because he’s a massive arse. Well, that is part of it. But I also think he’s losing his sense of smell and struggling with chewy foods.
So here I am, cooking – COOKING – premium fish for my cat. Incidentally, it was Cat Daddy’s idea.
Catorze was happy to eat it once it was cooked. However, this was his plate afterwards:
There is not a chance in hell that I’m spending my time sautéing fish in goat’s butter (no joke: this actually happened) for a thankless little shite who won’t even eat it all.
So our Pet Picks idea has died a death, although Cat Daddy is tempted to buy it again, for us. Yes, eating our cat’s rejected food. That’s how low we have stooped.
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