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Sa Majesté Louis Catorze, Le Roi Soleil, supreme ruler of Le Château, sworn enemy of canine foe and scourge of Ocado delivery drivers.

Être dans la nature

Louis Catorze’s summer mode has been officially activated. 

It’s not summer yet. In fact, it’s not even spring. But the fact that it’s the wrong time has never stopped him from doing what he wants. A few rays of sunshine and he’s out … which makes it all the more insulting that he should run indoors to puke, then run back out again.

Oui, Mesdames et Messieurs: the little sod was OUTSIDE when he deployed the telltale hork-hork klaxon, but ran INSIDE to finish the job. The only possible reason for this is pure spite.

Here he is, on the lookout for mischief. Let’s hope he reins it in a bit because he’s getting too old for nonsense (and so are we). 

He still has the energy to jump up here and do whatever it is that he’s doing.

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23 responses to “Être dans la nature”

  1. M - avatar
    M –

    “hork-hork klaxon” LOL…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      You know the klaxon!

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  2. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Have you already thought Louis could run indoors to puke so that you get aware of it because he knows how you like taking care of him 😺 ?.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Erm … not sure it was that. 🤣🤣🤣

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  3. Kate Crimmins avatar
    Kate Crimmins

    I wish I had a sane, logical response but…ummm…Louis. Nothing is sane. If it’s any consolation, my cats prefer carpeting to bare floors for a good barf.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yes, generally they all do. Catorze mistimed his puke and actually went skidding past the carpeted area. I’m sure that was his intention, the little sod.

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  4. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    It is a pretty well understood by-law among cats that anything gross needs to be deposited on carpet, rather than, say, linoleum or – heaven forfend – the lawn. Louis is just following procedure.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It’s not fair, is it?

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  5. Charles Huss avatar
    Charles Huss

    Frankie is like that. He pukes pretty often and always makes sure it is on a rug. God forbid he pukes on the tile floor.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Why do they do this? Little sods!

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      1. Charles Huss avatar
        Charles Huss

        It’s a mystery. Maybe puking on something soft seems more natural.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          No. They are doing it to spite us.

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          1. Charles Huss avatar
            Charles Huss

            😁

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      2. Audrey Driscoll avatar
        Audrey Driscoll

        I noticed this with my own cats. Always the rug, or worse, the bed. I suspect it’s because they like having something to dig their claws into while puking. (But wouldn’t the lawn be perfect?)

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          The bed is just awful! Catorze has only done it once but I didn’t notice it and flung the duvet back, scattering puke in all directions.

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          1. Audrey Driscoll avatar
            Audrey Driscoll

            We used to have an old sheet over the duvet to catch cat hair and the occasional puked up hairball.
            Those were the days…

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            1. iamthesunking avatar
              iamthesunking

              Catorze doesn’t do it often enough to warrant an old sheet, thank God.

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  6. Bismarck avatar
    Bismarck

    One of my former cats used to come in to do what she had to in the litter, and go out again… (And she puked right inside a slipper, once.)

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Both of those things are shocking, but not surprising!

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  7. cat9984 avatar
    cat9984

    Perhaps he’s found some fountain of youth and will never age. 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Like Dracula?

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      1. cat9984 avatar
        cat9984

        Except he doesn’t have to drink blood

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          He still does it, though. Cat Daddy has seen him lick the blood off a just-killed mouse. 🤢

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