Merde, merde and thrice merde: Louis Catorzeβs fancy drinking glasses arenβt working.
For reasons that I cannot fathom – and, having observed him drinking, I am none the wiser – he spills water everywhere when using them. He never did this from his previous straight-up-and-down glass.
Cat Daddy was convinced that a funnel shape and a shallow depth made for βchoppier wavesβ (?) when the little sod stuck his snout in to drink. However, Cat-Disliking Friend – a science teacher – had the opposite view, i.e. that a funnel-shaped glass ought to spill LESS water than a straight one, as the volume at the top is greater than the volume at the base.
βJust put less water inβ was his advice. βAlso, why the **** does your cat have a wine glass? Is he a count?β
Well, itβs funny he should say that β¦
So Catorze has managed to achieve the following:
β Misused something that we bought for him
β Defied the very laws of science
β Been called a name starting with C and ending in T
So nothing new to report at Le ChΓ’teau, then.
Anyway, I have promised CDF a video of Catorze drinking, so that he can see how much of the snout is shoved into the glass and use the information to provide a theory on the water displacement.
He canβt wait.
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