A while ago I posted about Wisdom Panel, a DNA ancestry test for pets, and my surprise at its seemingly incongruous advertising slot in the middle of a Prime Video show about serial killers or some such thing.

Intelligent: nope. Easy to love: nope. Medium size: HELL, nope.

I have just seen another ad for it, this time during the half-time break of the football match between West Bromwich Albion and Southampton.

Once again, the placement seems ill-matched. Yet here I am, writing about it for a second time. Either this is a massive coincidence, or I happen to fit the very niche customer profile – football supporter from the south coast or the West Midlands, with deviant bloodlust – exceptionally well.

This time, the focus of the ad was less about us adjusting our care according to the test results, and more about giving the little sods a Get Out Of Jail Free card. “Juniper [a dog] has genetic markers which make her likely to overeat.”

Sure she does. Nice try, Juniper.

Maybe I should try a similar line on my neighbours when “It must have been some other black cat” starts to grow old?

“It’s not my fault he’s a massive shite. It’s his genetic markers!”

Anyway, Cat Daddy and I still aren’t tempted to part with our money, despite the fact that this brand seems hellbent on targeting us (and despite the 20% discount on offer on their site). I’m wondering, however, whether the Dog Family should have conducted a test on Oscar when he was still around, because, according to Wisdom Panel, a Yorkshire Terrier looks like this:

Oscar?
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22 responses to “Les frontières de la sagesse sont inexplorées (Partie 2)”

  1. cat9984 avatar

    I’m guessing that I would spend the money to discover that my cats are simply generic cats with generic cat traits.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      And I’d spend mine to have them say “Unknown”.

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  2. Kate Crimmins avatar

    I’ve never been tempted to test my cats. For dogs, it may be interesting to get the breeds but cats are mostly just cats.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Unless they’re aliens!

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  3. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    I just read somewhere that most cats are not descendants of pure breeds anyway so these tests are likely to be a disappointment if that is what you are looking for….and, as you surmise, a waste of $$$$

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yeah, it’s not enough to just satisfy my curiosity. I’d only bother with the test if I were going to do something with the results!

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  4. Penny Cooper avatar
    Penny Cooper

    Knowing how dirty Merlot gets out in our car park, let alone woodlands, beach and grass, I would be impossible to keep fur/hair that actually touches the ground clean and healthy. It’s definitely not suitable for a dog that is lovingly cared for with walks, activities and cuddles so that’s why the breeds of purebred dogs don’t generally look up to this standard! Currently I’m trying to let Merlot’s ‘bib’ grown to match his lion’s mane but it gets caught in his mouth and drives him and me up the wall with him constantly licking trying to unstuck it from his tongue. Ones we can get past the in-between stage I’m hoping that he will be more comfortable for much longer! Xxx

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      His lion’s mane! 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Penny Cooper avatar
        Penny Cooper

        He ddoes!! I’ll get a phptp to show you!! Makes it very hard to do his harness up and any coat with a zip! 😂

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          I’m imagining a little lion the size of my hand!

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  5. M - avatar

    Hmmm… I can think of much ways to part with my money.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Better ways or worse ones?

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      1. M - avatar

        Better. I’d rather my money go to good, fresh food (or the best cat food) – supporting our local Farmers. Who, by the way, include an enterprising lady who makes delish dried dog (and cat) treats with no additives. Human-quality. Love supporting small businesses of this type and the kitties love the dried salmon.

        I think DNA tests are a waste of money. I mean, I wouldn’t trust the results. Would you? The companies doing the testing could come up with results any way they want. It wouldn’t be the first time “results” were achieved. In any testing. In any discipline or endeavor.

        Here’s her website if you’re interested: https://lunasgooddogtreats.com/

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          I’d be tempted (if I had the money to waste) to send Catorze’s swab twice, under the guise of being two different cats, to see if they gave the same result! I would only bother with an ancestry test if he were suffering with some terminal illness (and I don’t think being a massive shite is a terminal illness).

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        2. mmechapeau avatar
          mmechapeau

          I love your answer.
          😺

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  6. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Aren’t you curious to find out some Louis’s relatives and get in touch with their owners?
    Who knows? It could enable you to clarify whether Louis is really an Alien or not.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I don’t think they would claim any responsibility. They’re probably relieved to be rid of him and will pretend they’ve never seen him before.

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    2. sevencatsandcounting avatar

      Same! Alien or possibly demon. We really want to know.

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      1. iamthesunking avatar
        iamthesunking

        This might be one of those times when it’s better not to know … 😬

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  7. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    I have no interest in testing my own cats and dogs, but I am very curious about Louis. Not to figure out what type of cat he is but to learn, once and for all if he even IS a cat.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He isn’t. I can tell you that right now.

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