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What skills or lessons have you learned recently?

I have learned that my cat can control me with his mind, although that’s not really a recent discovery. And, although certainly skilful on his part, it’s probably the exact opposite for me.

We already know that Louis Catorze is the master of creepy staring, eventually making the subject feel so uncomfortable that they stop what they’re doing and give him what he wants. He usually does this when he wants food, or when he wants us to join him his favourite place: the living room.

We now have a new one to add to the list and I discovered this the hard way, i.e. by trying desperately to give him all the things that I thought he wanted, but having my efforts rejected and ultimately failing in my quest to make him stop the staring.

It was torturous. The more I scrabbled around in desperation, the more intensely he stared.

I eventually discovered what Catorze wanted: he wanted to sit on my lap, but he didn’t like my leg position. So he’d decided to stare and stare until I changed my leg position to something more comfortable for him.

He doesn’t like it when I sit with legs folded under me. He will tolerate legs out and feet on the floor, although it’s not his favourite. What the little sod likes the most is for me to sit with my legs outstretched and feet on the coffee table, even though this is the least comfortable and most damaging for me. In fact, some time ago, this position was what resulted in my Laziness With Cat injury and weeks of physio.

Here is the silly beast (below), enjoying his favourite sleeping position. And, every now and again, if I shuffle around to make myself more comfortable, he lifts his head and scowls at me.

I know: I’m pathetic. But I also know that you would stoop just as low, if not lower, to make your furry overlords happy, so please don’t judge me.

You make yourself comfortable. Don’t mind me.
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23 responses to “À genoux devant Le Roi (Partie 2)”

  1. Kate Crimmins avatar

    I get a wap if I do something that makes my cats uncomfortable. It’s like grabbing a hand when I’m done petting but they are not done receiving! Gotta love them!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      They … hit you?

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      1. Kate Crimmins avatar

        Grab is a better word. Sasha and Gus especially will grab my arm but rarely little Gracie will do it too when her patience with me wears thin. I’m such a slow learner (so she says).

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Goodness me, what cheeky sods!

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          1. Kate Crimmins avatar

            You’re surprised? They are cats!

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            1. iamthesunking avatar
              iamthesunking

              Shocked but not surprised, as ever!

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  2. M - avatar

    LOL – I can relate!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It’s a hard life being a cat slave!

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  3. Dr. CaSo avatar

    Ohhhh the number of times I’ve put myself in uncomfortable positions and stayed like that for the longest time because of a cat! My Calinette needed my left arm to sleep, so I spent hours and hours with my arm around her, typing on my computer with one hand only (I’ve gotten quite good at it)! We are their slaves, no doubt about that!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      We are pathetic. 🤣🤣🤣

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  4. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    At least he wanted a lap cuddle. Phelps made a big deal of trying to jump up on my occupied, ill positioned lap tonight, clawing poor Sunny in the process. ‘Poor old Phelps,’ I thought, ‘he really wants to cuddle.’ ‘It’s his bedtime,’ said my perceptive husband. ‘He wants you off the couch so he can settle in for the night.’ I am upstairs now. Phelps is downstairs snoozing on the couch section I graciously pre-warmed for him.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He made you move? 😳

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      1. sevencatsandcounting avatar

        Yes. He wanted me gone.

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  5. Herman avatar
    Herman

    I’m not going to post new comments without wearing a Magneto helmet… 😉

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Don’t worry. We all know that you do this, too. In fact, this is probably how you hurt your foot, isn’t it, but you don’t want to admit it?

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  6. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Have you already reflected on Louis’s weight?
    If he were a plump cat, your discomfort would be worst, wouldn’t it.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yes, this is true. He’s only a gossamer-light 3kg so it really could be much worse.

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      1. mmechapeau avatar
        mmechapeau

        Thank you for correcting the mistake. Shame on me, worse was the proper word, wasn’t it. Please, forgive me.

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  7. Marie-Luce, miaougraphe avatar

    Adorably annoying ! It is fascinating that ability cats possess to communicate so many different things just by staring.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Annoying, yes. Adorable, hmmm …

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      1. Marie-Luce, miaougraphe avatar

        It is up to debate 😂

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  8. Dalray Gradidge (She/Her) avatar

    Confirmed Cat Lady myself so no judgement here 😂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Hahaha, if you know, you know! 🐈‍⬛

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