Happy lucky thirteen, little sod. (Thank you, Lizzi, for this lovely card!)
You could never know what I’m like I might look cute but I’m the Antichrist And I’ve a loud and piercing scream that sounds like hell You’ll wind up bleeding from your ears and from your brain as well
And do you really think you’ll ever win Well, look at me, chasing after men again I give you lots of grief and you live in fear And though you need to know why I’m still staring, you have no idea
You know I'm still staring harder than I ever did Looking like a spooky panther, being just a little weird And I'm still staring after all this time Gonna wait till 3am then do some parkour up your spine
I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais
Once you hoped to have a peaceful life But now my creepy staring cuts you like a knife I love to stuff things up and make a scene And if my life was just a movie it’d be Halloween
You know I’m still staring harder than I ever did Looking like a chupacabra, scaring you a little bit And I’m still staring after all this time Trying hard to decimate your life and make you lose your mind
I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais
[Instrumental break - please allow your cats to go psycho during this time and burn off some of that energy]
Don’t you know I’m still staring harder than I ever did Looking like a goofy vampire, being such a little shit And I’m still staring after all this time Better find a darkened room and sit and cry and drink some wine
I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais
[Repeat until Louis Catorze stops creepy-staring or the world comes to an end, whichever happens first.]
Joyeux anniversaire meilleur ami! That’s a very beautiful birthday card! I’m raising my cup of coffee to honour a very special (adorable, oui!) friend. Wish we could join the party… Jimi sends his regards!
Just wondering, where can we download that song…??
I wonder what a “chat dévisageant” could be for a few minutes, until I read your beautiful song lyrics, and I asked chatGPT for help. It answered: “There is a word in French that can be used to describe a “staring” cat, which is “un chat scrutateur”. This word is not commonly used in everyday language, but it specifically conveys the sense of a cat looking intently or scrutinizing something.” Happy birthday to my favourite chat scrutateur alors 🙂
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