Une chanson pour fêter les 13 ans d’un chat dévisageant

~ iamthesunking
Happy lucky thirteen, little sod. (Thank you, Lizzi, for this lovely card!)
You could never know what I’m like
I might look cute but I’m the Antichrist 
And I’ve a loud and piercing scream that sounds like hell
You’ll wind up bleeding from your ears and from your brain as well

And do you really think you’ll ever win
Well, look at me, chasing after men again
I give you lots of grief and you live in fear
And though you need to know why I’m still staring, you have no idea 

You know I'm still staring harder than I ever did
Looking like a spooky panther, being just a little weird
And I'm still staring after all this time
Gonna wait till 3am then do some parkour up your spine

I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais
I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais

Once you hoped to have a peaceful life 
But now my creepy staring cuts you like a knife
I love to stuff things up and make a scene
And if my life was just a movie it’d be Halloween

You know I’m still staring harder than I ever did
Looking like a chupacabra, scaring you a little bit
And I’m still staring after all this time
Trying hard to decimate your life and make you lose your mind

I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais
I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais

[Instrumental break - please allow your cats to go psycho during this time and burn off some of that energy]

Don’t you know I’m still staring harder than I ever did
Looking like a goofy vampire, being such a little shit
And I’m still staring after all this time
Better find a darkened room and sit and cry and drink some wine 

I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais
I’m still staring, ouais, ouais, ouais

[Repeat until Louis Catorze stops creepy-staring or the world comes to an end, whichever happens first.]
Still staring.

18 thoughts on “Une chanson pour fêter les 13 ans d’un chat dévisageant”

  5. Joyeux anniversaire meilleur ami! That’s a very beautiful birthday card! I’m raising my cup of coffee to honour a very special (adorable, oui!) friend. Wish we could join the party… Jimi sends his regards!
    Just wondering, where can we download that song…??

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  7. I wonder what a “chat dévisageant” could be for a few minutes, until I read your beautiful song lyrics, and I asked chatGPT for help. It answered: “There is a word in French that can be used to describe a “staring” cat, which is “un chat scrutateur”. This word is not commonly used in everyday language, but it specifically conveys the sense of a cat looking intently or scrutinizing something.” Happy birthday to my favourite chat scrutateur alors 🙂

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