When you are looking for a place to sleep, and none of your existing 9,062 beds will do – why does this sound like déjà vu? – what better place to choose than, erm, a pile of papers waiting to be shredded?

Before you start to panic, don’t worry: the shredder wasn’t plugged in. So there was no chance of Louis Catorze mincing his feet to a mush in the event of him climbing into the shredder, which he did just before settling on the pile of paper. But what on earth possessed him to do this? Why would anyone do this? What even IS this?

Look at the fangy little sod’s face, all proud of his efforts and loving himself. What an absolute clown.

For goodness’ sake.
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17 responses to “Aimer jusqu’à la déchirure”

  1. catladymac avatar
    catladymac

    He seems to be hinting he could do the shredding for you with his fangs.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I’m sure he could! One of our childhood cats, Missy, used to shred any paper left lying around. So when we told our teachers that our cat ate our homework, we were telling the truth!

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  2. Charles Huss avatar

    If you put a piece of paper on the floor, a cat will lie on it. It is weird but it is a quirk of being a cat.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yes, we’ve seen that with newspapers. And if you’re reading the newspaper, it makes it doubly attractive to the cat!

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  3. KDKH avatar

    It looks like a snuggly nest to me!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yup, he thought so, too!

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  4. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    Ooh! The fangs are peaking out just so!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Yes! He’s looking lovely and fangy here!

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  5. Kate Crimmins avatar

    They love paper! All of them! Can’t put a paper bag down without one of them sleeping on it.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Do they get inside paper bags too? Catorze does!

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      1. Kate Crimmins avatar

        Yes, I’m required to go shopping when one bag wears out.

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  6. mmechapeau avatar

    Louis is lucky to live with cautious people who think of unplugging the shredder.
    Nobody would like to see him be torn into strips.
    🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      We only plug it in when we’re about to use it. We don’t trust him!

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  7. Dr. CaSo avatar

    His eyes are saying “thank you for being the best cat parents and providing me with the best bed ever!” I can see it in his eyes 🙂

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He would never say thank you for anything! Ever! 🤣🤣🤣

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  8. cat9984 avatar

    It looks pretty cozy.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Sa Maj concurs!

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