Louis Catorze will be 11 years old on Friday. An 11th birthday doesn’t have quite the same satisfying roundness as a 10th birthday, but nevertheless it’s a big deal.
If 30th April were truly the day that he was born, Catorze would be a Taurus. I don’t believe in star signs, but I still enjoy reading about them and giggling at the disparity between what I am and what I’m supposed to be. I am a Libra, and we are said to be obsessed with physical appearance (nope), adept in social situations (hell, nope) and lovers of high art and intellectualism (I don’t think anyone has ever accused Le Blog of being either of those).
That said, Cat Daddy is a Cancer, which makes him moody and high-maintenance. Ahem.
Anyway, I have a book called “The Enchanted Cat” (https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-enchanted-cat/ellen-dugan/9780738707693) which a friend sent to me years ago. Now, please hear me out. This is what it says about the Taurus cat:
⁃ Laid-back and peaceful: nope and nope
⁃ Shy with strangers: HELL, nope
⁃ Upset by change: depends what it is, e.g. us going on holiday and leaving him with a chat-sitteur for two weeks = not a big deal and actually great fun, whereas a new food bowl = Armageddon
⁃ Loyal and generous: nope and nope
⁃ A hearty appetite: nope
⁃ Has one favoured sleeping spot: nope
However, the Gemini cat is, apparently, as follows:
⁃ Very social: check
⁃ Demands attention and loves being spoken to: check and check
⁃ Kittenish behaviour throughout their life: check
⁃ Very vocal, with quite the repertoire of sounds: HELL, check
⁃ Loves to keep its humans on their toes: no further questions, Your Honour
Assuming this to be correct, and I realise that it’s a bit of a reach, it seems far more likely that Catorze is a Gemini (21st May to 21st June).
That said, 30th April – Beltane Eve – marks the halfway point to Hallowe’en and this date is still historically associated with magic, witches and otherworldly creepiness (see link: https://halloweendailynews.com/2017/04/walpurgis-night-halfway-to-halloween/ ). A 31st October birthday would, perhaps, be more fitting for a black cat with vampire teeth, but the second creepiest date on the calendar happens to be the date given on his paperwork, so it will do nicely.