It’s not been such a Bonne Année here at Le Château. In fact, it’s been an awful few days, with last night being especially horrific.
It was bad enough that Louis Catorze’s drugs count read just like The Twelve Days of Christmas: “Two-oo Gaba-pentin, two Zyl-kene, o-one Met-a-cam, and some Broad-line to treat the worms and fleeeeeas!”
However, after being Cône-free for a couple of days and showing mild, playful interest in the tail but nothing concerning, yesterday he lost his shit completely, attacking the tail tip until it bled. The out-of-hours vet – who knew exactly which cat I was talking about even before I gave my name – told us to increase his dose of Gabapentin to 3 a day. This dosage has just been confirmed by her colleague, whom we saw a few hours ago.
It’s looking distinctly possible that Louis Catorze has feline hyperesthesia. No, we hadn’t heard of it, either, and, when I read about it, I really didn’t think he would have it; it usually affects purebred cats (Catorze is as far from that as is felinely possible), plus it’s a brain disorder (still trying to establish the presence of one).
Apparently it’s a rare condition that causes cats to go psycho-eyed and attack the tail as if angry with it. Because treatment is drastic – heavy-duty, warning-carrying drugs for life – it tends to be diagnosed by first eliminating all other possibilities.
So, before feline hyperesthesia can be confirmed, our next steps are as follows:
1. Keep up with the 3 doses of Gabapentin a day
2. Le Cône must remain on whenever Louis Catorze is unsupervised (even if he’s only in the next room or under furniture)
3. Keep pumping Le Château with Feliway diffusers
4. A fun, new party powder called Nutracalm
5. A fungal test to rule out ringworm (done today, results in 2 weeks)
6. A steroid shot on Friday to rule out the possibility of his skin allergy resurfacing on his tail
7. A break from the Metacam as it’s not compatible with the steroid shot
8. An MRI scan, which will obliterate Le Royal Sick Fund like an atomic bomb (Merci à Dieu for Le Back-Up Fund, previously known as Le Holiday Fund)
It’s a good thing we love the little sod so much … and it’s wonderful to know that so many of you do, too. Thank you to everyone who has wished him well.
Here he is, behaving uncharacteristically well during tonight’s appointment:
Floki and the rest of the feline five are hanging on every update, hoping for good news / a firm diagnosis… We are all rooting for the 🌞👑 ⚜⚜
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I do. I do love him.
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He is very lucky to have such dotting parents as he may be utterly crazy. Keep trying until you can’t.
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We all love Le Roi and he has a special place in my heart. I keep my fingers crossed for him and hope all will turn out well 😻
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Praying for firm diagnosis and that it doesn’t come to amputation but if that is the only option for him…. Nerve pain and tingling is no easy thing to ignore. Being a bobtail might even make him MORE handsome if that’s possible!💞
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Ah, bless you, I really hope you get to the bottom of this soon! Le Roi is lucky to have you.
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