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Sa Majesté Louis Catorze, Le Roi Soleil, supreme ruler of Le Château, sworn enemy of canine foe and scourge of Ocado delivery drivers.

Mon cœur qui bat 

We have just discovered that we can see Louis Catorze’s heartbeat through his bald, shaved chest.

Naturellement, the first time we noticed it, we had perfect lighting and a perfect angle, and it was very clear, but we didn’t have our phones handy. We have tried to recreate those same conditions about 962 times and failed. 

This is our least shit attempt. It’s very subtle but, if you zoom in, you can see it pulsing:

“It breathed hard, and a convulsive motion agitated its chest.”

Yes, it turns out that the little sod actually has a heart. Nobody is more surprised about this than the two of us. 

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  1. M - avatar
    M –

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

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  2. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Poor Louis. Once again, the two of you sound unfair to him 😂.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He doesn’t know. And if he did, he wouldn’t care. 🤣🤣🤣

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  3. Herman avatar
    Herman

    The beating of his heart shows how much he loves you… 😻

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      No.

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    2. mmechapeau avatar
      mmechapeau

      Who knows? Perhaps Louis’s heart beats in Dutch.

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      1. iamthesunking avatar
        iamthesunking

        Not French? 🇫🇷

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        1. mmechapeau avatar
          mmechapeau

          If he’d spoken in French, you would have understood, wouldn’t you?

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          1. iamthesunking avatar
            iamthesunking

            Probably, but I doubt he’d want to speak to me!

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      2. Herman avatar
        Herman

        Never underestimate a cat…

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  4. Dr. CaSo avatar
    Dr. CaSo

    Oh my heart, that’s so cute 😀

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It’s hilarious, isn’t it?

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  5. Kate Crimmins avatar
    Kate Crimmins

    That heart is beating to a rapid tune! Good news!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Little sod LIVES!

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  6. RasmaSandra avatar
    RasmaSandra

    Aye, as pirates would say I say the little sod has “the black heart of a pirate”

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      A black heart indeed!

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  7. bismarck avatar
    bismarck

    I can see it very well.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      So you’re also reassured that he has a heart? 🤣🤣🤣

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  8. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    Yes – clear evidence that he does have a heart ! Especially reassuring at this time of year !

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I dread to think what it looks like. Black as tar, and smouldering.

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  9. sevencatsandcounting avatar
    sevencatsandcounting

    Louis has a heart! What a lovely discovery and just in time for his very special season!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      But we don’t know what it looks like! If you’ve ever seen the episode of The Simpsons showing Mr Burns’ heart, I fear it may look like that.

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