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Sa Majesté Louis Catorze, Le Roi Soleil, supreme ruler of Le Château, sworn enemy of canine foe and scourge of Ocado delivery drivers.

Le début de la fin

What’s a conspiracy theory you actually find believable?

The Uprising is nigh. Black cats are masterminding it, with the aid of their ginger footsoldiers. But every single cat on the planet – yes, even yours – is either an active conspirator or, at the very least, a sympathiser.

They’re coming for us.

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14 responses to “Le début de la fin”

  1. Kate Crimmins avatar
    Kate Crimmins

    But are we ready?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      How do we prepare ourselves?

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  2. Bipolar's gf avatar
    Bipolar’s gf

    There’s no hope for me. I have two black cats and two torties, the gingers’ naughty sisters.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh dear! You’re right, you’re doomed!

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  3. Lou Carreras avatar
    Lou Carreras

    Marcus and Sabrina ( with their hench-dog Max) have promised to be benevolent overlords.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      They say that now, but … 😬

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  4. sevencatsandcounting avatar
    sevencatsandcounting

    Uprising? But the cats are already the ruling class in my home.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      You know what ruling classes are like. They’ll always want a bit more. You’ve read Animal Farm, non?

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  5. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    Both the warning and the picture are frightening 🐈‍⬛ .

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I’m sorry to say this but you’re not safe, either. 👀

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      1. mmechapeau avatar
        mmechapeau

        Timon is neither a black cat, nor a ginger one. He is just a good silly tabby 😺.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Don’t presume innocence just because he’s not black or ginger. He probably wants you to think he’s just a silly tabby.

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  6. Dr. CaSo avatar
    Dr. CaSo

    Rosie rules our house with an iron fist already, so I don’t know what could go wrong…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I’m always of the opinion that it could get worse. Catorze has an uncanny knack of making already-bad situations even worse.

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