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It’s still too bloody hot in London. In fact, the hottest place in the whole country on Bank Holiday Monday was about half a mile from us.

Holy shit.

Naturellement, Louis Catorze thinks that now is the time to sit on my lap. No, he hasn’t suddenly decided that he likes me. I imagine that this new-found desire is mainly due to his ever-growing need for attention. The fact that I could get heatstroke and die – even a 2.78kg cat can generate A LOT of heat – is a bonus. 

Catorze clearly feels that his need for attention is greater than his dislike of bare skin. Here he is, lying on me, and you can clearly see that his arse end is on my bare legs: 

Feeling hot, hot, hot.

We’re due to remain in sizzling (by UK standards, anyway) temperatures for most of the week, so I guess I can look forward to more of this. And, in true cat freak style, I won’t move a muscle until Catorze decides that he wants to leave. 

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18 responses to “Mon esprit est en feu, mon âme est en feu”

  1. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    My cats seek me out in relation to my proximity to a fan.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Catorze doesn’t seem to mind a fan these days, although until now he’s never been, erm, a fan.

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  2. Kate Crimmins avatar

    My cats prefer a throw over my legs even in the hot summer!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      And I bet you happily oblige, like the rest of us! Catorze used to hate bare legs so this is a surprise.

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      1. Kate Crimmins avatar

        Yes I oblige as a sweat my booty off!

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        1. iamthesunking avatar

          Likewise! My rock bottom point was a few years ago, sweating underneath Catorze and a fluffy blanket, with no fan on (because he didn’t like it) and a beeswax candle burning (for his, and my, allergies).

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  3. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    And without being intrusive, how many minutes were you allowed to enjoy Louis’s arse on my bare legs 🐈‍⬛ ?

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Probably around fifteen?

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  4. Herman avatar
    Herman

    Hottest May Day ever recorded also overhere. Ice cube massage for everyone!

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Has Niki indulged in an ice cube massage yet?

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      1. Herman avatar
        Herman

        Not yet, I should give it a try… 😎

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        1. iamthesunking avatar

          Please do! And take pictures!

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  5. sevencatsandcounting avatar

    I wonder if it somehow cools cats off to transfer their incredible body heat to the poor humans trapped beneath them…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      I wondered that too!

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  6. M - avatar

    It’s raining here…wtf…

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Oh God, I am wishing for rain!

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  7. cat9984 avatar

    He looks very comfortable.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar

      Oh, he’s quite fine and dandy. The rest of us, not so much.

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