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Describe your dream chocolate bar.
Louis Catorze doesn’t eat chocolate. However, if he WERE chocolate, he would be a Montezuma’s Absolute Black 100% chocolate Easter egg: dark, pungent, and hollow inside.
Yes, I know that the question specified a DREAM chocolate bar. Nobody said it had to be a good dream.
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I didn’t know that there was a Montezuma’s Revenge! 🤣🤣🤣
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Chinese portraits?
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Have you ever had 100% chocolate before? It is pretty grim.
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Well I love 70‰ with wasabi so I’m thinking it could be bearable in very small doses… Probably the cheapest way for me to buy Easter eggs for others seeming as I eat them all several times over and ended up going out at 1130pm on the Saturday this year to grab eggs for my grandchildren and Alice had to get out of bed at 20 past midnight when I delivered them!!! But then I’ve already found a way around 100‰ chocolate, just make ganache with white chocolate, bake chocolate cookies with grated 100%in them etc etc etc??
100% chocolate isn’t very nice on its own. I put mine into hot chocolate with honey. I remember breaking some into pieces for a recipe and my little nieces leapt onto it before I could warn them. Their faces were hilarious!
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100% chocolate is pretty grim to eat. I can only handle it in a hot chocolate, with loads of maple syrup or honey!
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I have hot chocolate too, every evening, with maple syrup and collagen. 😊
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That’s all it is! Hot milk, flakes of chocolate (not ready-made powder), a scoop of collagen and a teaspoon of maple syrup, all whisked up.
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Oh I couldn’t do that because I would eat the chocolate, the powder is safe for me because it’s disgusting! I’m having difficulty with myself for the past few months because living in the countryside it’s too easy to run out of runny milk, so for hot chocolate or latte I use powdered skimmed milk and I have a passion for it, 2 tablespoons for my drink and then I eat loads straight from the tub, I can be asleep on my feet exhausted and wake to find an awful mess all over the work surface and having eaten a huge amount! I simply love the stuff and even sprinkle loads on my cereal! It’s because it faintly tastes like Horlicks which I cannot buy because I would eat it all powdered and the weight gain would be unbearable! Anyway powdered skimmed milk has shot up in price over the last year and I try so hard not to eat it but I barely get indoors with it and already I will give myself an excuse to eat it, like last night getting in and putting it in the cupboard and then thinking there’s not much left in the old tub, so get a bowl of malted wheat and sprinkle the remainder on top and that became my dinner!! I was so hungry when I parked in the car park previously that I got 2 slices of bread and handfuls of mixed leaves in them and ate that, so I had a balanced meal?? Then again while in tesco with Alice I did have a low blood pressure moment, due to all the smells of perfume and deodorant people had been using due to the heat of the day so when I eventually got home I was feeling lousy and in need of something to keep me upright to get indoors!
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