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La couverture lestée (Partie 2) 

Louis Catorze has just discovered the joy of attacking me through the weighted blanket. And, despite the blanket being quite robust, I can feel the his claws through it and they HURT. 

He doesn’t do this to the blanket when it’s lying folded up, only when it’s on me. Which seems to disprove my original theory of the blanket being haunted and, instead, suggests that he’s just a massive shite. 

Here he is, at it again. What is HAPPENING? 

This is one of his less aggressive attacks. He always stops the really bad ones as soon as I pick up my phone.

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21 responses to “La couverture lestée (Partie 2) ”

  1. Lou Carreras avatar
    Lou Carreras

    Strange ( but what else is new?) Marcus and Sabrina worship the electric blanket – source of warmth

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Do they attack it like this?

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      1. Lou Carreras avatar
        Lou Carreras

        no they revere it an snuggle.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          Of course they do, little sods. Just to confuse you.

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  2. M - avatar
    M –

    What a handsome cat he is.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He’s a shite.

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      1. M - avatar
        M –

        But a handsome one, nonetheless.

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        1. iamthesunking avatar
          iamthesunking

          If you wear dark glasses and squint a bit, then maybe.

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  3. ponderingabsurdist avatar
    ponderingabsurdist

    One of my previous cats used to attack my feet under my covers when I was in bed. Those claws were sharp! It eventually led to her being banned from my bedroom at night.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      Oh no! Did she do it at other times, or only in bed?

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      1. ponderingabsurdist avatar
        ponderingabsurdist

        She is a moody little one, so there might have also been an occasional swiping or biting episode.

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  4. Donna Donkerbrook avatar
    Donna Donkerbrook

    Catorze is definitely a stinker! Be strong

    Donna

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      He’s the BIGGEST stinker.

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  5. mmechapeau avatar
    mmechapeau

    According to me, Poor Louis attacks neither the blanket, nor you. He just plays music with the blanket waiting for you congratulating him 😺 .

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      There is nothing musical about this!

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  6. mcmcneil1 avatar
    mcmcneil1

    One of mine is a determined kneader, and when he gets going he pierces several layers of blankets. But he is doing an actual “kneading” not just a random attack.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      The puncture wounds can be excised if genuinely kneading. But not attacking.

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  7. sevencatsandcounting avatar
    sevencatsandcounting

    Perhaps he believes that the thick blanket constitutes Personal Protective Equipment (PPE). By putting the blanket on, you are all but inviting him to attack.

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      It would be typical of him to tell me it’s my fault!

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  8. cat9984 avatar
    cat9984

    Blankets are never as thick as they look when it comes to cat claws

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    1. iamthesunking avatar
      iamthesunking

      I swear this one has some sort of come-hither drug in it.

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